Very James Bondish Problems
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Very British problems specifically for an agent on Her Majesty’s Secret Service.
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We all have problems.
But I bet yours don’t involve the imminent destruction of the world as we know it by some madman.
Just saying.
But I bet yours don’t involve the imminent destruction of the world as we know it by some madman.
Just saying.
Christmas already, bloody hell.
December 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Christmas already, bloody hell.
I swear Omar Tariff was a code name for somebody, but I can’t bloody well remember for whom.
May 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I swear Omar Tariff was a code name for somebody, but I can’t bloody well remember for whom.
Dammit.
Left my briefcase at the office.
Nothing pressing but I did have a Ritter Sport in there.
Bugger.
Left my briefcase at the office.
Nothing pressing but I did have a Ritter Sport in there.
Bugger.
January 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Dammit.
Left my briefcase at the office.
Nothing pressing but I did have a Ritter Sport in there.
Bugger.
Left my briefcase at the office.
Nothing pressing but I did have a Ritter Sport in there.
Bugger.
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"She's adventurous, brave, resourceful. She's exciting always. She seems to love me. She'd let me go on with my life. She's a lone girl, not cluttered up with friends, relations, belongings."-Bond on Tracy, OHMSS (1963 📖) #Bondsky #booksky 📚 #filmsky 📽 #JamesBond
December 31, 2024 at 4:38 AM
"She's adventurous, brave, resourceful. She's exciting always. She seems to love me. She'd let me go on with my life. She's a lone girl, not cluttered up with friends, relations, belongings."-Bond on Tracy, OHMSS (1963 📖) #Bondsky #booksky 📚 #filmsky 📽 #JamesBond
Bloody Nora.
2025
2025
December 30, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Bloody Nora.
2025
2025
Happy Boxing Day.
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December 26, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Happy Boxing Day.
Fun fact.
If you want to do an impression of Michael Caine, simply say,
“I’m my cocaine.”
If you want to do an impression of Michael Caine, simply say,
“I’m my cocaine.”
December 26, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Fun fact.
If you want to do an impression of Michael Caine, simply say,
“I’m my cocaine.”
If you want to do an impression of Michael Caine, simply say,
“I’m my cocaine.”
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A Christmas message from Dame Shirley Bassey for the Bassey fans 🌻
December 25, 2024 at 8:11 PM
A Christmas message from Dame Shirley Bassey for the Bassey fans 🌻
One of my favorite Christmas Songs by the late great Greg Lake.
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December 25, 2024 at 5:40 PM
One of my favorite Christmas Songs by the late great Greg Lake.
Happy Christmas 😉
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December 25, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Happy Christmas 😉
Happy Christmas Eve everyone!
Yes, I giving everyone the cheapest bottles of Bollinger I can find again.
You’re welcome.
Yes, I giving everyone the cheapest bottles of Bollinger I can find again.
You’re welcome.
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December 24, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Happy Christmas Eve everyone!
Yes, I giving everyone the cheapest bottles of Bollinger I can find again.
You’re welcome.
Yes, I giving everyone the cheapest bottles of Bollinger I can find again.
You’re welcome.
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Christmas / Eve
December 24, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Christmas / Eve
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Happy Christmas! This is one of ‘those’ pics that I will need to return to and time has been tight - but here’s hoping you all get a nice gift, possibly hand delivered by George himself! #bond #jamesbond #georgelazenby #onhermajestyssecretservice #colourised #colourised
December 24, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Happy Christmas! This is one of ‘those’ pics that I will need to return to and time has been tight - but here’s hoping you all get a nice gift, possibly hand delivered by George himself! #bond #jamesbond #georgelazenby #onhermajestyssecretservice #colourised #colourised
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December 24, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Yes please!
December 24, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Yes please!
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🎼 HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LISL CHRISTMAS 🎵
December 22, 2024 at 11:24 AM
🎼 HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LISL CHRISTMAS 🎵
Or, you could pull out your Walther PPK and say, “Going so soon?”
Some things a Brit might say to visitors when they want them to go. From the new book: Britain According to Very British Problems.
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December 20, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Or, you could pull out your Walther PPK and say, “Going so soon?”
Blofeld may be gone, but the rise of oligarchs and autocrats around the world leads me to believe Spectre is still alive.
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December 20, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Blofeld may be gone, but the rise of oligarchs and autocrats around the world leads me to believe Spectre is still alive.
Bloody hell.
One week to Boxing Day.
One week to Boxing Day.
December 19, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Bloody hell.
One week to Boxing Day.
One week to Boxing Day.
We have all the time in the world💔
December 18, 2024 at 10:39 AM
We have all the time in the world💔
I think the fish love her too.
December 18, 2024 at 10:30 AM
I think the fish love her too.
It gets tiring having to come up with double entendres and quips after killing someone.
If I say anything at all from now on it’ll be, “bang, you’re dead.”
If I say anything at all from now on it’ll be, “bang, you’re dead.”
December 17, 2024 at 11:28 PM
It gets tiring having to come up with double entendres and quips after killing someone.
If I say anything at all from now on it’ll be, “bang, you’re dead.”
If I say anything at all from now on it’ll be, “bang, you’re dead.”
I once saw Tom Cruise walking around London, “incognito”, and he totally reminded me of Nick Nack.
Nasty little chap.
So was Nick Nack.
Nasty little chap.
So was Nick Nack.
December 17, 2024 at 10:58 PM
I once saw Tom Cruise walking around London, “incognito”, and he totally reminded me of Nick Nack.
Nasty little chap.
So was Nick Nack.
Nasty little chap.
So was Nick Nack.
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🎼 ALL I WANT FOR ISTHMUS IS Q 🎵
December 17, 2024 at 5:27 PM
🎼 ALL I WANT FOR ISTHMUS IS Q 🎵
Americans are quite gullible.
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December 17, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Americans are quite gullible.