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James Rohan
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Filmmaker. Avid daydreamer.
*Cop takes the mask off an ICE agent*

“Steve? I didn’t know you were in ICE!”

*laughter and hugs ensue*
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
With LAR win:
- LAR -> 5 seed w/win over ARI (loser of SEA/SF -> 6 seed)
- LAR -> 6 seed w/loss to ARI
- CAR/TB winner-take-all

With ATL win:
- SEA cannot be 6 seed
- LAR -> 6 seed w/loss to ARI *or* SEA loss
- SF -> 6 seed w/loss + LAR win
- TB needs win + ATL loss
#Eagles current Wild Card matchup odds
(based on implied moneyline win probabilities)

31.7% : (7) GB @ (2) PHI
28.4% : (6) SF @ (3) PHI
20.3% : (6) LAR @ (3) PHI
19.5% : (6) SEA @ (3) PHI
December 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
*Hanging up after the 11th interview with a journalist* "Thank god they weren't recording all that..."
December 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me and my friends hanging out wearing matching outfits in NYC? Hell yeah. Sign me up
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Finally, some hope for our countries future
October 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
September 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Me speed typing “Saquon Barkley 2024 Football Highlights” into the search bar and not looking at the suggested searches
May 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Also considering Paolo, Franz, and Suggs played less than 10 games together total
April 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
They don’t call him Iama-stay-a
April 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The season finale is Rob Pelinka calling him to tell him the news he’s traded and he thinks it’s part of the show…but it’s not
February 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Kinda insane. Especially cause watching it live it didn’t feel better than the ‘22 SB game, but on rewatch he was just consistently making good decisions. The check down to Jahan Dotson, while seemingly insignificant, felt emblematic for his performance to just let the game come to him.
February 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My dog sent me this same email
February 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
🐖🐖🐖
February 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Yeah, it was convenient to blame the injury luck the first half of the season but can't really blame it anymore
February 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Agreed. At some point they’ve gotta make a non Paolo/Franz/Suggs change. Hoping it’s now, but more likely gonna be this offseason at the earliest
February 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Magic fan here: definitely over already. Beyond their guys not being able to hit shots, there doesn’t really seem to be a real offensive philosophy. Love Mose but they’ve relied too heavily the past few years on Paolo/Franz go do something awesome instead of having a real plan.
February 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Can’t wait to listen to my favorite duo, *checks notes*, Sheila Kavadia and Beau Wolf
January 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
RE. this play: someone mentioned yesterday (Solak?) how the stunt up front invites Daniels to think he has space right, which is then eaten up by the DT forcing him to scramble left where he’s way less efficient. If that’s the case love the attention to detail of the gameplan
January 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
King of consent
January 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Go birds, baby
January 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
When do you think the zoom call will be scheduled after Sirianni spits on Ertz postgame?
January 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Is that Tyler Steen next to Toth?
January 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Howie: “They ordered all of the One Night in Bangkok Spicy Shrimp the Hard Rock had. They don’t have anymore.”

Stout: “God help us.”
January 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This is from the regular season game, not the playoffs
January 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
In advanced metrics terms:

1 RYASMP (Rush Yards After Shitting My Pants)

But my RYBSMP (Rush Yards Before Shitting My Pants) would be -4 as I would have shit myself immediately and fallen forward for a -3 yard loss
January 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM