James
@jamestallon.bsky.social
Man, have I been through some shit…
Packers, Red Wings, F1, video games, fatherhood, Midwest, Russell/Norris/Yuki, etc, etc…
(He/Him)
Packers, Red Wings, F1, video games, fatherhood, Midwest, Russell/Norris/Yuki, etc, etc…
(He/Him)
Jesus dude…
Law enforcement. Doesn’t. Need. More. Money.
Social programs do.
Get a damn clue.
Law enforcement. Doesn’t. Need. More. Money.
Social programs do.
Get a damn clue.
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Jesus dude…
Law enforcement. Doesn’t. Need. More. Money.
Social programs do.
Get a damn clue.
Law enforcement. Doesn’t. Need. More. Money.
Social programs do.
Get a damn clue.
Assholes. Assholes bought 12 homes.
January 20, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Assholes. Assholes bought 12 homes.
Putting out big 5’5” energy
January 20, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Putting out big 5’5” energy
If you can’t kill them quick, kill them slow.
January 20, 2026 at 2:29 PM
If you can’t kill them quick, kill them slow.
Or the most painful loss in human sports history upcoming…
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Or the most painful loss in human sports history upcoming…
Lotta them would be saying “we say merry birthday in this house”
January 17, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Lotta them would be saying “we say merry birthday in this house”
Be safe and be well to you and your family.
January 15, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Be safe and be well to you and your family.
Which means it’s absolutely fucking true.
December 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Which means it’s absolutely fucking true.
What, other than the mountains of the evidence, makes you think that???
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
What, other than the mountains of the evidence, makes you think that???
At least the surgeries likely won’t bankrupt them.
December 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
At least the surgeries likely won’t bankrupt them.
Influx of dudes getting ACL or achilles surgeries
December 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Influx of dudes getting ACL or achilles surgeries
I’d have done it for like $145 million and been twice as incompetent.
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’d have done it for like $145 million and been twice as incompetent.
I figured it’d have been Yakety Sax on repeat
December 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I figured it’d have been Yakety Sax on repeat
He looks like the son of the creepy family from the Tom Hanks mega blockbuster movie The Burbs.
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
He looks like the son of the creepy family from the Tom Hanks mega blockbuster movie The Burbs.
We’re still in the process of unpacking shit and I’m working with the HVAC company on an issue with the heat pump air handler.
It has a defrosting issue that we’re waiting on a part for.
It has a defrosting issue that we’re waiting on a part for.
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We’re still in the process of unpacking shit and I’m working with the HVAC company on an issue with the heat pump air handler.
It has a defrosting issue that we’re waiting on a part for.
It has a defrosting issue that we’re waiting on a part for.
Yup. We basically do a load a night and that works well. Can’t crank out 5 in a day like you said but then I don’t have 5 loads to put away as well.
December 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Yup. We basically do a load a night and that works well. Can’t crank out 5 in a day like you said but then I don’t have 5 loads to put away as well.
Yeah, I think I need to do something in there. I love the unit otherwise. Super efficient and works well (once we learned to stop overloading it).
December 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Yeah, I think I need to do something in there. I love the unit otherwise. Super efficient and works well (once we learned to stop overloading it).
Ah, interesting. I need to find something to either stop the lint or suck and gently brush the metal vents(?) in there.
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ah, interesting. I need to find something to either stop the lint or suck and gently brush the metal vents(?) in there.
Yeah, that one. Have you had any lint issues? Or smell issues?
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Yeah, that one. Have you had any lint issues? Or smell issues?
Oh. That sucks. I guess I’d take that over kid vomit though.
Our dog used to always barf on the couch…between two cushions.
Barf on one? Naaaaah. Gotta get both.
Our dog used to always barf on the couch…between two cushions.
Barf on one? Naaaaah. Gotta get both.
December 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Oh. That sucks. I guess I’d take that over kid vomit though.
Our dog used to always barf on the couch…between two cushions.
Barf on one? Naaaaah. Gotta get both.
Our dog used to always barf on the couch…between two cushions.
Barf on one? Naaaaah. Gotta get both.
It’s 6 per person unless you live near a Target.
Hopefully the emergency was repeated spillings of chocolate milk…
Hopefully the emergency was repeated spillings of chocolate milk…
December 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It’s 6 per person unless you live near a Target.
Hopefully the emergency was repeated spillings of chocolate milk…
Hopefully the emergency was repeated spillings of chocolate milk…
I read that as cancelled and my heart skipped a beat…
December 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I read that as cancelled and my heart skipped a beat…