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James
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Man, have I been through some shit…
Packers, Red Wings, F1, video games, fatherhood, Midwest, Russell/Norris/Yuki, etc, etc…
(He/Him)
Watching 90s TV just to Ally McBeal something.
Watching the Indy 500 just to open wheel something
Watching Rickey Henderson highlights just to steal something
January 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
One of the great things about having a wood burning stove in your house is when you finally dig out that sliver that’s been stuck in your palm for 36 hours you can toss it right into the fire and watch the bastard buuuuuuuurn.
December 31, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Santa got my kids a Red Ryder BB gun and some Swiss Army knives, a skateboard, and some boxing gloves and a punching bag.

Santa should be me some money for my HSA too. Cuz I’m gonna wind up emptying it this year.
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Santa got me a respiratory infection for Xmas.

Gonna be honest, don’t care for it.
December 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Powerball is $1.7 billion. Lump sum is $534 million after all taxes and annuity starts at $21 million and goes up every year until the last payment 29 years later at $65 million.

If I win it, this is good bye. I’m off grid forever.
December 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Welp, I’ve got a cold so I took some NyQuil and then without thinking I took my regular dose of melatonin before bed.

See ya in March!
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Whole timeline acting like the Bears just won the Super Bowl.

Which I guess they did. Beating GB is the best they can hope for.
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Brady is coming across just a taaaaaad bit biased.
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
@brad.westness.cc Did you do the filter hack for the washer/dryer combo we both have?
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
But then left the room temp a bit high…
The sort of display you get when Madame Tussaud’s let’s the work experience kid have a go
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Landooooooooo!!!
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Very thankful to be privileged enough to build our dream house on family land in the country and share thanksgiving with my wife and kids and our families.
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Just moved from one house to another house today and my spine is fuuuuuuuucked.
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
@byjbh.bsky.social uninstall old tweetdeck if you’re using it. Twitter is suspending accounts using it. Got mine nuked.
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
@nolanbianchi.bsky.social I’m assuming you know you were hacked on twitter, right?
October 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Live look at Tucker Kraft
a car is driving down a snowy road with a snow plow in the background .
ALT: a car is driving down a snowy road with a snow plow in the background .
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’m so glad things are going well for the much maligned Los Angeles Dodgers.
October 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Above. Average. Joes.
October 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Reposted by James
You simply cannot make me spend my time on this stuff. Oh the president said Tylenol causes autism? Well it doesn't. No I'm not going to pore through research papers to prove it to you. That's not what my time is for. My time is for playing videogames and gazing lovingly at my wife.
September 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Somebody wake up Carlos Sainz, he just got 3rd place!
September 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Lando, noooooo
August 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Slightly diminish a band

Nine Inch Press on Nails
August 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I’m trying to unload a Kindle Scribe with the Amazon Fabric cover and both Basic and Premiums pens. Please consider it. We were hit with some unexpected expenses in my life and we could use the cash!

swappa.com/listing/view...
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August 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
In 1985 I went to Road America with my dad, walked down pit row, got separated, saw him across a group of people, and cut right through the middle of that group. The group of people were reporters interviewing Paul Newman and I banged right into him. He tousled my hair and helped me get through.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Jul 17
what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity?
July 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM