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Psy Costanza

@ganondalf.bsky.social

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Official account of the former fanfiction subforum moderator for Ninten dot com. Donations not accepted as they are against my beliefs. Jonathan irl. He/him

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 11h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 10h

"what specifically can they do? Sounds like you should take a high school civics course" I am simply asking our elected representatives to take the high school civics course first

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Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 11h

this idea extrapolated out to the macro level was the only real path we had out of this situation

Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 11h

man when long-ass game just ends with no epilogue or goodbye... worst feeling in the world

Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 11h

I do not mean this to exonerate them at all, but the way I'm like "okay this is fucking terrifying, well back to my email job for the rest of the afternoon I guess"? I imagine that urge is even stronger when you're like 70 and the paychecks keep coming

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 11h

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

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Mossomness @mossomness.bsky.social · 1d

Girls love it when you need a holiday. A very long holiday. When you don’t expect you will return. In fact you mean not to.

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Mossomness @mossomness.bsky.social · 1d

Girls love it when they are invited to a secret council and you are not.

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Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 14h

Girls love it when men are weak

Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 14h

Girls love it when he's my second cousin, once removed on his mother's side

Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 14h

Girls love it when the salted pork is particularly good

Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 14h

ManuclearBomb, noo...

Samwise Gamgee crying and saying "Don't go where I can't follow."

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Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 15h

"mansion boy" he did a whole thing about how Mamdani was scum for not living in a more expensive home! And tripled down on it! Can he at least keep his lore straight

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 12d

if I grew to giant size, I would only defend the city. I would never destroy it

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Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 15h

this is a great time to raise awareness of the fact that Paradise by the Dashboard Light should not have featured a play at the plate since there were two outs

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Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 15h

"mansion boy" doesn't really hit after you already did an entire attack cycle about how Mamdani lives in a modestly priced apartment

Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 15h

my dog barks at animals on the TV and l think it is actually a portal into that dimension to her. Sometimes there's a horse but then you look on the other side of the wall and the horse is gone. Sometimes the horse leaves and then a giant cartoon bear with toilet paper on its asshole appears.

Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 16h

just copy + paste my job description

Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 17h

Metal Gear image of Solid Snake yelling "No! That is NOT Jimmy Jones!"

Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 19h

Gandalf saying "Things are now in motion that cannot be undone"

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 1d

ok everyone go around the room and say if you're cut or uncut and how much you like trains

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 1d

I have not watched a minute of the playoffs but from my timeline I can tell you pretty much exactly what happened. bluesky baseball finally has the juice.

Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 1d

me and the boys performatively pretending to watch Lee Greenwood while placing our fanduel bets for the second half

Psy Costanza @ganondalf.bsky.social · 1d

and hell, same

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