🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

precisely my thought. the president and his dumbass republican allies put these men and women into harm’s way for a political stunt and look what has happened

really sad for these people and their families. they should have been home for the holiday instead of being used as props for the president's photo ops

From the MN Society for Professional Journalists: St. Paul police shot three photojournalists (MPR, Reuters, Sahan Journal) with "less lethal" munitions during an ICE operation yesterday. One had to go to the hospital. They say they were specifically targeted by St. Paul police.

preparing to cause a ruckus at Thanksgiving by coming out in favor of Pokemon trade evolutions as a way to fight the male loneliness epidemic

You can walk away. Before the shame follows you home. #StopICE

how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse

Outlook is so good man. This morning I checked my work phone to see a Time Sensitive notification from two hours earlier (6am), that tomorrow I will be out of office. Thank you Outlook

worker: we have two options, X and Y. which one do you want? X has these benefits and Y has these. (i spent weeks compiling this info and thousands of jobs are at stake which you know but neither of us will acknowledge)

executive: yeq
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sent from my iPhone

It’s due to her I’m made of sponge her spell made this occur
So for once I’m glad I’m SquarePants, I’ll be SquarePants KILLING HER

Elon: so at a party and you want to be very popular, go uhhhh, so that is to say, your web browser, and so you type into Bing “naughty jokes for happy men”, and then ahaha you can, really quite epic, read results of what that is displayed

Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them

November 24 1997, Diddy Kong Racing debuted on the N64 in the Americas!

The game was originally a follow-up/sequel to the RC Pro AM series that Rare intended to continue on the Nintendo 64, but after demoing the game with Miyamoto he offered the idea of Diddy Kong on the roster!

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die, Charlie Brown.

there's an episode of Angel that's primarily about him running around beating the crap out of a pregnant lady

this is just the cast of Wicked

a thing I love about Wicked is how Dorothy is portrayed as basically an MMO player character. Just this faceless automaton murdering her way through the story and grabbing loot off corpses as she goes

performing traditional gender roles by attending Wicked for Good with my wife, and leaning over at the start of the Super Mario Galaxy trailer to explain "Bowser got shrunk at the end of the first one"

me in Pokemon Legends Z-A after taking my battle zone winnings and going straight to the fashion district:

And so we beat on, boats against the we’re so back, borne back ceaselessly into it’s over

today is the only day you can post that "True life begins on November 23rd".

It's so cool you can see he that he thought he was going to confirm all of his enemies were bots, and he had no idea his entire website was guys in India posting stuff like "I saw a black person at McDonalds today" despite that being common knowledge

can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****

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̵̡̙͕̝̐̂̀̎͐̏̇ͅD̴̛̞̥̘̼̣͈̮̟̃̾͂ͅr̴̝̪̹̫͔̱̗̬̥͓̊ì̸̡̡͚̭͎̽̈́͑͆̈́̆ͅṅ̶̛̻̟̝̥͊̏̈́̀̈́̎̚k̵̰͕̼̈́́͜ ̶̨̪͕̦̦͇͈̰̞̈́̒̈͒͐̉̏͜f̶̧̞̒̽̋͑̽r̴̨͓̥̠̫̠͙̩̣͐̀̒͋͛̓̓̕͝o̶̲̒̌̽͒m̷̨̰̙̳͓͖̬͉̽͆̎̽͋ͅͅ ̸̮̭̄̂͆̉̋̋̔̊̇m̴͉͛̉́è̴͕̖̥̰̺͚͓̗ ̶̢̫͑͑͒̔L̸̡͂̈́ő̷̝̜͂͆̈́̌̕v̸͍͓͍͖̙̺̝̈̆ë̵̜̠́͋̑͂̈́̐̂̂̐

mamdani has gotta be thinking hey could you guys stop writing articles about how the most powerful demented sociopath in the world is stupid for liking me