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Orli Matlow
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Yet another comedian and writer (Adult Swim, SundanceTV) Subscribe to WAR IS STUPID: AN ANTI-WAR PODCAST ABOUT WAR linktr.ee/orlimatlow
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · Dec 23
In honor of Festivus: my essay from July airing my grievances called The Mainstream Has Abandoned The Jewish Value of Critical Thinking medium.com/@orlimatlow/...
The Mainstream Has Abandoned The Jewish Value of Critical Thinking
Among the many emotions of the last seven months — grief, fear, rage — the one that lingers most prominently is disappointment. In my…
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 6h
Is it cancel culture when they threaten to kill you?

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Sold-out Ta-Nehisi Coates speaker appearance in N.J. canceled over security reasons
Organizers canceled a sold-out Ta-Nehisi Coates event in Montclair citing undisclosed security concerns.
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 6h
I went to a Kneecap livestream event tonight to see why they were banned from the US and Canada and it ended up just being Irish brat. Nothing too scary
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 6h
So……..heart identifies as 65?
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Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu
Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says
Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 6h
The nicest thing I can say about Joe Biden is that he is an idiot
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The Lincolnshire Poster @desiderratum.bsky.social · 7h
Netanyahu wouldn't have accepted this deal from Biden, but some commentators don't seem to realize that this makes Biden's deference to him all the more damning. He was obviously in the tank for Trump! So why didn't Biden play hardball?
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 1d
It’s me, hi!!
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 1d
Yep
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 1d
Omg it is!!! Hi Andy and this guy!!!
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 1d
That’s what it’s all about isn’t it?
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 1d
Walking around New York City in a Toronto Blue Jays hat
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 1d
Neurotypicality is stored in the foreskin that’s why there are no Autistic women
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 1d
Fellas is it antisemitic to blame the Bris
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 1d
You won’t convince me that Zohran Mamdani, a guy who grew up on the Upper West Side and did cognitive behavioral therapy, is bad for the Jews
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 1d
Do you want me to get cancelled, Phil?
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 2d
George at the end of act two:
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Drop Site @dropsitenews.com · 2d
Video shows Palestinian children jumping with joy as a parent chants “Hudna! Hudna! Hudna!” — an Arabic word meaning a long-term truce or ceasefire.
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 2d
It was always this simple and anyone who made excuses for prolonging this should never work in public policy or post on Instagram again
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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 2d
President Donald Trump rushed to unveil an Israel-Hamas peace deal with only two days left before the Nobel Peace Prize announcement.
Trump Announces Peace Deal in Hail Mary at Nobel Prize
The president unveiled a peace deal with two days to spare before new Nobel laureates are named.
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 2d
😡😡😡
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 3d
The organist also played All That Jazz for Jazz Chisholm
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 3d
Guy who goes to Yankees games because he fucking loves Kander and Ebb
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 3d
Took my headphones off to eavesdrop on the Yankees fans on the D train talking about Travis’s redwood tree
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d
It’s really neat that for awhile pundits like this were saying “why can’t Zohran clearly and directly denounce the violence of Hamas?” and when he clearly and directly denounces the violence of Hamas they go “but he didn’t do it with any poetry! It wasn’t beautiful! I demand panache!”
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3d
Ah, let's check in on what the war crimes proponent has to say
David Frum This is a genuinely useful statement. The chilly formulaic language about the 10/7 atrocity ... the intense angry passion of the denunciation of Israel's self-defense ... together they arrestingly reveal what the author cares about and what/who he does not care about. Quote Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani · 1h My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023. Two years ago today, Hamas carried out a horrific war crime, killing more than 1,100 Israelis and kidnapping 250 more. I mourn these lives and pray for the safe return of every hostage still held and for every family whose lives were torn apart by these atrocities. In the aftermath of that day, Prime Minister Netanyahu and the Israeli government launched a genocidal war: a death toll that now far exceeds 67,000; with the Israeli military bombing homes, hospitals, and schools into rubble. Every day in Gaza has become a place where grief itself has run out of language. I mourn these lives and pray for the families that have been shattered. Our government has been complicit through it all. This must end. The occupation and apartheid must end. Peace must be pursued through diplomacy, not war crimes, and our government must act to end these atrocities and hold those responsible to account. These last two years have demonstrated the very worst of humanity. We must answer it by modeling the very best: a relentless pursuit of our higher ideals and an unwavering commitment to universal human rights.
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 4d
Signed a DNR
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Dr Kat Day (she/her) @chronicleflask.katday.com · 4d
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross. And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 5d
She did not, in fact, shake it off
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 5d
Nothing but respect for MY life of a showgirl
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Orli Matlow @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social · 5d
Vote November 4th for the candidate with great taste!!!
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