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Orli Matlow
@hiremeimfunny.bsky.social
Yet another comedian and writer (Adult Swim, SundanceTV)
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In honor of Festivus: my essay from July airing my grievances called The Mainstream Has Abandoned The Jewish Value of Critical Thinking medium.com/@orlimatlow/...
The Mainstream Has Abandoned The Jewish Value of Critical Thinking
Among the many emotions of the last seven months — grief, fear, rage — the one that lingers most prominently is disappointment. In my…
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Same energy
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
MTI ass fascism
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Come for the hot takes on French colonial maneuvers, stay for the rabbi hands 🙌🏻 thanks for having me @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social!!
Our ED, R' @mhughesrob.bsky.social, joined comedian-turned-activist @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social's "War is Stupid" podcast, and discussed our positions on weapons sales to Israel, the 'G-word' (genocide), int'l designs on Gaza, and much, much more!
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The French Are Innocent? with Rabbi Margo Hughes-Robinson
YouTube video by Orli Matlow
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November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It’s due to her I’m made of sponge her spell made this occur
So for once I’m glad I’m SquarePants, I’ll be SquarePants KILLING HER
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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The good news for the pro Israel consensus in the United States is that this gutter racism is extremely popular and appealing the youth, who are among the most racially diverse generations in history
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Reform Jews claim Elphaba patrilineal descent counts!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“Isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?”
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Trump: NEW YORK CITY HAS FALLEN

Zohran: Say that to my face

Trump: IN LOVE
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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His name is Kevin
He is a creeper
He will shower you with lies
About harassing other guys

He has his suitcase
He lives in disgrace
And though he’s fallen oh so far
He still believes is a star
Worst Barry Manilow song ever
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Worst Barry Manilow song ever
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Me when Jon M. Chu cut the I’m Not That Girl Reprise/As Long As You’re Mine Transition
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Now I can finally introduce my parents to my boyfriend 💕
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.

The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
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November 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Famous for being not merely evil but how the fuck do you dress yourself stupid.
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Congrats to Sarah Hurwitz and the Jewish Federations of North America on having people saying “Holocaust education is wrong”
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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your movement has to be like 8 levels removed from reality to think that some of the starving kids in gaza also having serious medical conditions makes Israel look better. it's completely insane. they just think because it's an additional fact it's somehow exonerating.
Jewish Federations applauds Olivia Reingold, a staff writer at Bari Weiss's Free Press, as she victory laps her (ghoulish and erroneous) reporting that some of the children Israel was starving to death and denying medical aid to in Gaza had pre-existing conditions.
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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The new episode of War is Stupid: An Anti-War Podcast About War with protective presence activist Sam Stein is a must-listen to understand what is going on in the West Bank, right now, as we speak.
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Israeli Settlers Are Just 'Fringe Teens'? with Activist Sam Stein
YouTube video by Orli Matlow
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November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Sarah Hurwitz is so close to getting it "Anything you try to say to [younger Jews], they are hearing it through this wall of carnage. So I want to give data and information and facts and arguments, and they are just seeing in their minds carnage, and I sound obscene."
I'm struck by this clip of former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz saying Holocaust education has backfired in part because people Palestinians as victims: "They think the lesson of the Holocaust is…you fight the big powerful people hurting the weak people."

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From the JewsOfConscience community on Reddit: Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz speaking to the Jewish Federation and lamenting that young people are learning the wrong lessons from Holocaust e...
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November 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Fuck like, marry subscribe, kill rate and review
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The 2029 Jimmy Awards are going to be insane. I’m already seated. The theatre employees are scared and asking me to leave because “the kids aren’t in high school yet” but I’m simply too seated
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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We are so back. Please donate at the link below; we promise to spend it on building a city we can all afford and NOT on a fancier camera dolly
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM