Jamie B. Golden
@jamiebgolden.bsky.social
🎙Podcaster🧴Skincare Enthusiast 🐿 ADHD Survivor 🫶 Aging, Deeply Unlikeable Woman
The men are not immune. 🤣
October 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
The men are not immune. 🤣
A pop culture podcaster working out her thoughts in the Notes app.
October 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
A pop culture podcaster working out her thoughts in the Notes app.
Good luck to Anne of Green Gables to try and save us.
September 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Good luck to Anne of Green Gables to try and save us.
Vaccine Treats 💘 Pro-Tip: If I hadn’t been able to check “obesity” as my under 65 immunocompromised condition, I would have checked “former smoker” because I smoked a cigar on Y2K.
September 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Vaccine Treats 💘 Pro-Tip: If I hadn’t been able to check “obesity” as my under 65 immunocompromised condition, I would have checked “former smoker” because I smoked a cigar on Y2K.
Merch before the funeral? I thought we were the ones disrespecting the family? The call is coming from inside the cult.
September 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Merch before the funeral? I thought we were the ones disrespecting the family? The call is coming from inside the cult.
The horrors persist, but so does my tretinoin.
September 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The horrors persist, but so does my tretinoin.
I will always help my friends find the silver lining.
August 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I will always help my friends find the silver lining.
Today on the internet.
July 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Today on the internet.
My new favorite cult. 🀄️
July 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My new favorite cult. 🀄️
When you’re sick and think you need to barter Hummus for Sudafed, but your friends are real ones.
May 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
When you’re sick and think you need to barter Hummus for Sudafed, but your friends are real ones.
Worst souvenir from London. #firsttime
May 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Worst souvenir from London. #firsttime
My text threads are unhinged 47% of the time. Use it or lose it: www.healthline.com/health/women...
May 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My text threads are unhinged 47% of the time. Use it or lose it: www.healthline.com/health/women...
If you’re worried about the new Pride & Prejudice, my current hyper fixation Jack Lowden has Darcy covered.
April 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If you’re worried about the new Pride & Prejudice, my current hyper fixation Jack Lowden has Darcy covered.
Love picking a 62yo woman. Hate photoshopping her to death.
April 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Love picking a 62yo woman. Hate photoshopping her to death.
I am not exaggerating.
April 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I am not exaggerating.
Grab your patent leathers and your creepy basket…Jesus is alive.
April 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Grab your patent leathers and your creepy basket…Jesus is alive.
Clear your schedule. Cancel the ham. Abandon your kids. Go see this film right now on the largest screen available. Stay for the post-credits. Think about it for the rest of your life.
April 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Clear your schedule. Cancel the ham. Abandon your kids. Go see this film right now on the largest screen available. Stay for the post-credits. Think about it for the rest of your life.
Donna finally reached the end of her rope. Good job everyone.
April 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Donna finally reached the end of her rope. Good job everyone.
May we all have that friend who will rally when a troll scolds you for lacking empathy for Jeff Bezos tripping outside of the tip of his dong rocket.
April 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
May we all have that friend who will rally when a troll scolds you for lacking empathy for Jeff Bezos tripping outside of the tip of his dong rocket.
Is this your shadow daddy? On the verge of a stroke?
April 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Is this your shadow daddy? On the verge of a stroke?
16 bonus days before my bank account drains. 🙏
April 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
16 bonus days before my bank account drains. 🙏
Thankful for all my friends who are spiraling and taking up new hobbies that directly benefit me. 🙏
April 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Thankful for all my friends who are spiraling and taking up new hobbies that directly benefit me. 🙏
Mike White hurt my feelings. #thewhitelotus
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Mike White hurt my feelings. #thewhitelotus