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Jamie B. Golden
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🎙Podcaster🧴Skincare Enthusiast 🐿 ADHD Survivor 🫶 Aging, Deeply Unlikeable Woman
I am prepared to spend dollars and knock on doors even if it ends with Alabama breaking my heart again. DOJO.GOV ❤️🤍
Former U.S. Sen. Doug Jones appears to be headed for another political showdown against current Sen. Tommy Tuberville, this time for the governor’s office.
🔗: https://www.al.com/politics/2025/11/alabama-democrat-hints-at-2026-rematch-with-tommy-tuberville-stay-tuned.html 
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I think what is most flabbergasting about all of this is voters just overwhelming gave the Democratic Party a perfectly clear signal that they will be heavily rewarded for fighting.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The men are not immune. 🤣
October 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
A good day in Birmingham gathered with 1,500 folks who didn’t try to gaslight me even once. #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
A pop culture podcaster working out her thoughts in the Notes app.
October 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Someone let me know when it’s semi-safe to talk about Kansas City filler. I JUST WANT TO HAVE A QUICK CHAT.
October 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Good luck to Anne of Green Gables to try and save us.
September 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
“Diet Coke is pretty people humor.” Stephania Alvarado 💀
September 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Shoutout to the folks who have deconstructed but are still a smidge scared of the rapture. ☁️
September 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Can we reschedule the rapture for next week? Alchemised comes out on Tuesday and it’s 1000 pages so I’m gonna need at least two days for that. Plus, I’m going to Santa Fe this weekend and I have new bras currently in shipment.
September 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I would like my government supervisors to know that I think Sydney Sweeney ads are wholesome, Dakota Johnson in Persuasion was a great choice, and the adaptation of The Summer I Turned Pretty should win a Pulitzer.
September 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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“Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t doing politics right.”

—Ezra Klein
this is quite genuinely insane, and I want to believe the backlash to this will be severe
ABC Pulls Jimmy Kimmel Off Air for Charlie Kirk Comments
www.nytimes.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Vaccine Treats 💘 Pro-Tip: If I hadn’t been able to check “obesity” as my under 65 immunocompromised condition, I would have checked “former smoker” because I smoked a cigar on Y2K.
September 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Merch before the funeral? I thought we were the ones disrespecting the family? The call is coming from inside the cult.
September 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The horrors persist, but so does my tretinoin.
September 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I just saw someone in IG comments trying to have a persuasive conversation about the profound legacy of CK while also going by the username “mfingerbellsouthnet.” GOD WINKS EVERYWHERE.
September 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Some need to tread lightly around those of us navigating all the folks who suddenly care about bad things happening in the world. I’m glad you finally made it to the party, but don’t pee on my couch. SUBTWEET TO MY DMS.
September 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
In case it was unclear, I am open to both dark and light money support.
August 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I will always help my friends find the silver lining.
August 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It’s my favorite time of year. Seeing pics of kids on the first day of school when they haven’t quite mastered smiling without looking quite distraught.
August 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m attempting a no-buy August. So, I just placed 17 online orders.
July 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Today on the internet.
July 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My new favorite cult. 🀄️
July 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Bitterness is not bravery. Cynicism is not activism.
July 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM