Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social
Mid 30s internet based cryptid with a fascination for gay stuff. #freepalestine until Palestine is free. #BlackTransLivesMatter
Okay so who’s the president right now, Nance?
January 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Okay so who’s the president right now, Nance?
….as if they themselves didn’t give their parents a coronary by accidentally hitting the internet on their flip phone and spending 300 dollars trying to exit.
December 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
….as if they themselves didn’t give their parents a coronary by accidentally hitting the internet on their flip phone and spending 300 dollars trying to exit.
*checks notes* hate to say it but he’s right
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
*checks notes* hate to say it but he’s right
Put me in coach I’m ready
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Put me in coach I’m ready
They’re gonna turn you into Santino rice
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
They’re gonna turn you into Santino rice