Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers
@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social
Mid 30s internet based cryptid with a fascination for gay stuff. #freepalestine until Palestine is free. #BlackTransLivesMatter
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Being a raver, especially a veteran one, and playing dumb about the existence of trans people is so funny like babe I know you danced beside about a dozen of the divas and dolls in a warehouse 25 years ago you just didn’t have the language to hate them yet.
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this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
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Hot take, but an honest one.
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December 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
I see all these stories from millennial parents that their kids are spending hundreds of dollars on video game dollars and they don’t know where they learned that behaviour….
December 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I see all these stories from millennial parents that their kids are spending hundreds of dollars on video game dollars and they don’t know where they learned that behaviour….
If Donald Trump wants his name on the Kennedy Center he should earn it the same way the first guy got it.
December 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If Donald Trump wants his name on the Kennedy Center he should earn it the same way the first guy got it.
Doing the drag race experience in Chicago is a choice considering the fatwa they have against casting queens from there but that’s nunna my business
December 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Doing the drag race experience in Chicago is a choice considering the fatwa they have against casting queens from there but that’s nunna my business
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
Famously litigious Disney who for the last half century has been suing small creators into oblivion for using their precious IP has now penned a deal for that IP to be nothing.
how many forests will burn down before they pull the plug on the "goofy/Bambi/Elsa threesome blood orgy" machine?
Please treat our treasured IP like trash
December 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Famously litigious Disney who for the last half century has been suing small creators into oblivion for using their precious IP has now penned a deal for that IP to be nothing.
Always the two dumbest bitches in the room telling each other exactly
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Always the two dumbest bitches in the room telling each other exactly
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seriously what the fuck do we do about this guy
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
seriously what the fuck do we do about this guy
Charlie Kirk has been awfully silent about all of this
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Charlie Kirk has been awfully silent about all of this
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I’m never not thinking about Cynthia erivo’s version of no good deed. That will heal me
October 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I’m never not thinking about Cynthia erivo’s version of no good deed. That will heal me
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
Ariana Grande in that lie detector test:
Guys I don’t care about the fuckass sky my concerns are terrestrial and immediate
November 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Ariana Grande in that lie detector test:
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Literally!!!!!
This is my dream extermination challenge
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Literally!!!!!
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that's a nice little inside joke between close friends-with-a-rapport-built-from-literal-years-of-interacting-and-irl-hanging-out you've got there,
would be a shame if someone misread it entirely and interjected their draconian sense of morality before using their autism and sexuality as a shield,,
would be a shame if someone misread it entirely and interjected their draconian sense of morality before using their autism and sexuality as a shield,,
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
that's a nice little inside joke between close friends-with-a-rapport-built-from-literal-years-of-interacting-and-irl-hanging-out you've got there,
would be a shame if someone misread it entirely and interjected their draconian sense of morality before using their autism and sexuality as a shield,,
would be a shame if someone misread it entirely and interjected their draconian sense of morality before using their autism and sexuality as a shield,,
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#tbt sorry we missed this, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
#tbt sorry we missed this, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
I get guys in my store wearing plain black tshirts that simply say Balenciaga on it, and those shirts are in the range of 500 dollars, and I just need to know WHY
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I get guys in my store wearing plain black tshirts that simply say Balenciaga on it, and those shirts are in the range of 500 dollars, and I just need to know WHY
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my friend Grace is the woman who stood up to the guy in the Nazi SS uniform in those viral videos youve probably seen- he broke her nose with a beer stein - please share & donate and give her a hand with medical expenses, recovery and potential expenses gofund.me/72cb1a415
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October 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
my friend Grace is the woman who stood up to the guy in the Nazi SS uniform in those viral videos youve probably seen- he broke her nose with a beer stein - please share & donate and give her a hand with medical expenses, recovery and potential expenses gofund.me/72cb1a415
You did what
give it a rest dude. i've had queer friends since i was at least 5. i wrote under a gay black persona in a zine as a teen in the 60s. i've been the only straight dude in a queer performance art space & teased for it by the performer who i was there to support. i REALLY don't have time for yr BS.
October 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You did what
Sketchy dude wearing a literal ed hardy shirt with a nasty moustache comes in with his girlfriend who doesn’t have ID, says “wtf dude do I look like someone with an underage girlfriend”
Took every bit of my self control not to answer honestly
Took every bit of my self control not to answer honestly
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Sketchy dude wearing a literal ed hardy shirt with a nasty moustache comes in with his girlfriend who doesn’t have ID, says “wtf dude do I look like someone with an underage girlfriend”
Took every bit of my self control not to answer honestly
Took every bit of my self control not to answer honestly
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Why has the sparkle emoji become the universal symbol for ai. Stop encroaching on my whimsy
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Why has the sparkle emoji become the universal symbol for ai. Stop encroaching on my whimsy
The Sweetest Thing (2002)
in awe of the beauty and wonder inside this gas station bathroom
October 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
The Sweetest Thing (2002)
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listen. you can have ‘we need to do something about men’s feelings of isolation!’ or you can have ‘men are biologically required to do friendship by calling each other racial slurs and joking about raping women.’ you can’t have both. at some point the call can only be coming from inside the house
October 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
listen. you can have ‘we need to do something about men’s feelings of isolation!’ or you can have ‘men are biologically required to do friendship by calling each other racial slurs and joking about raping women.’ you can’t have both. at some point the call can only be coming from inside the house
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finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
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George Floyd should still be here to celebrate his 52nd birthday. His life sparked a movement, and our fight for justice, accountability, and humanity continues. We’ll never stop saying his name.
October 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
George Floyd should still be here to celebrate his 52nd birthday. His life sparked a movement, and our fight for justice, accountability, and humanity continues. We’ll never stop saying his name.