"She is the moment"

"She is the moment"

Epic fail headline/story No.1

It's well worth
zooming in

"We've bought it Sir!"

"but it's shrunk!!!"

This camera feed from the end of a concrete corridor near the courtroom where the judge is going to sentence Donald Trump for his crimes is pretty damned boring... hurry up and get to the bit about his punishment - and I hope the judge will be imaginative!

Principles? Does he fuck have principles?!

I've just stopped watching iPlayer and switched back to live telly.... Just to see Charlton Heston get down off his horse onto the beach and damn us all to hell in his despair. Only 17 days until the 2nd inauguration of President Trump leads us into that moment I fear.....

#Beautiful. Fuck - are hashtags still a thing?

Civil society in the Western isles broke down shortly after this picture was taken...

Hmmm, I wonder how low the IQ needs to be before any potential applicants decide that Elon the Musk can go raffle...?

Has anyone seen Orkney Library?

Ha! "The Deep state Gestapo"!!!!! This is too funny!! GIRFUY YA GHOULS!

Denholm's bakers, Motherwell. Fuck your 57 varieties.

Schadenfreude is a bastard isn't it?

So I've only been on here for a few days after 9 years of twitter - the last year and a half of which I was subjected to the advertising horror that was Temu. Sad to say that I think I might be suffering from Stockholm Syndrome...