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Jamie McDonald
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Fictional, retired spin doctor.
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Denholm's bakers, Motherwell. Fuck your 57 varieties.
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Threaten him with a window?
"My message to Abramovich is this: the clock is ticking."
December 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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That’s no ballroom…
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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👇
October 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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The new Tylenol ad just dropped. Sound up!
September 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Oh, this is lovely.
September 4, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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That's a fucking pulitzer equivalent.
August 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Make Kaliningrad Königsberg Again
March 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
August 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Fair.
August 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Fiddler on the roof
Or you could shout stuff from the roof of your house. Also totally normal.
August 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"She is the moment"
August 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
"She is the moment"
August 1, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Why has Kurt got a head?
July 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Went to a seedy massage place for a rub n tug, as the lady was wanking me off she said after she felt a lump on one of my balls. Went and got it checked, caught testicular cancer super early and it saved me. When back to the parlour months later and gave her a £700 tip.
July 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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my favorite '80s punk pop band
July 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
No way! The guy a court said was a rapist and sex pest - is in the Epstein files?????

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Donald Trump’s name reported to feature in DoJ files about Jeffrey Epstein
Wall Street Journal report says president’s name appears ‘multiples times’ as Congress subpoenas Ghislaine Maxwell
www.theguardian.com
July 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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But no, let’s blame the people doing the work rather than the entire fucking edifice of cuntery that caused their shady employment model to exist in the first place.
July 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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How about taking action against corporations who farm out their deliveries without giving a single fuck if the people doing them are being treated properly?
July 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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The real reason why Trump is killing the Mauna Loa observatory in Hawai'i
The real reason why Trump is killing the Mauna Loa observatory in Hawai'i
The Keeling Curve, measured there, is irrefutable evidence of increasing CO2 emissions Column  When you don't like the message, what do you do? You shoot the messenger, of course.…
dlvr.it
July 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Never apologise for being slow to arrive at the end point of complete cynicism. Just because the destination is inevitable, doesn't mean it's nice to live here. They are, for the most part a complete bunch of cunts though, you're right.
I could never have imagined, before I started doing this work, that I would come to believe what I now do: in the sheer ugliness, venality and dishonesty, of Britain's media and institutions and politicians. They literally do not give a fuck. Sorry to those who know I should have got here sooner.
July 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Fucking hell, don’t take them to Kew Gardens
July 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Tell me you’ve got a ground floor apartment, without telling me you’ve got a ground floor apartment

www.cnn.com/2025/07/07/e...
Russian minister dies by suicide hours after getting fired by Putin, state media reports | CNN
Former Russian Transport Minister Roman Starovoit died by suicide on Monday, just hours after Russian President Vladimir Putin fired him from the job, Russian state news agency RIA reported.
www.cnn.com
July 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM