Think we all know who submitted this one.

Celebrating being married for 10 years by setting fire to food.

It doesn’t matter where you go on holiday, it’s what you do in the evening that matters.

OK cool I’m retiring now I’ve done this. Thanks @chess.com.

Love how he’s ranked 5th in the search too behind namesakes. Blue ticks don’t buy you status here.

@accidentalp.bsky.social

It’s safe to say we have all, unfortunately, had to work with somebody as unbearable as George.

It’s Sunday night and I’m tearing the shrink wrap right off this one.

I’m sharing my traditional leftover meal – a footlong Bahn Mi of roast turkey, pigs in blankets, chilli lime and dill mayo with picked carrot and cucumber, mint and coriander in ciabatta – because I fear I might’ve perforated my stomach at this will be my last will and testament.

I’m sure he meant to do some flower art shit but I don’t really want to put my lips to this anymore

On Daft Punk’s website there’s a newsletter signup form.

Thomas and Guy-Manuel themselves wouldn’t be able to subscribe.