I ordered some food in person to avoid the UberEats fee but I ended up tipping the difference

They finna open my kid’s school up.

My elderly neighbor and I bumped into each other in the garage and she said “Are we dating?”and thought she was asking about my love life. You know how Black ppl talk about White folks trying to hook up the only two Black people they know? I was so excited!

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I made my daughter Manwich—a respectable meal that was a staple in my home growing up. The face she made when she looked at the plate, I just...

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