Still is Twitter on my phone, haven’t updated it since before it changed to the stupid name

Coincidentally I had to phone work this morning to tell them that I wouldn’t be able to get there today

Oh ffs 🤦 I give up 🤷

Deleted, edited and then posted my (now hopefully clearer) original again to make it clearer, which now obviously makes the third sentence into the fourth one 🤦

I had a dream a few days ago that I was about to drive to work. In my dream I went out to my car and it had a flat tyre. You’ll never guess what happened this morning…

As you can see, I saved you from having to ignore my fourth sentence, I hope that’s okay? 😊

By the way
Kerry Mistmas Friz

The other word was spelt correctly so 🤷 (and I agreed with the sentiment) 😊

One of my sons (probably aged 5 or 6 at the time) got very angry at his dad, so wrote two words on a small piece of paper and threw it at him, but it landed on the floor at my feet. I picked it up, read it and looked sternly at my lad and said “Luke! I never want to see this again! Off has two effs”

Shame that only worked in Doctor Who 🥺

*Confidently* not confidentiality 🤦

Not that I’ve knitted in years, since I tried to make myself a cardigan and confidentially knitted the back, one arm and three fronts 😂

I’m sure that someone with more expertise and more recent experience will be along shortly to tell me if I’m wrong…

That pattern covers three sizes of garment, yes? 20 rows if making the smallest size, 30 rows if making the next size and 30 rows if making the largest size, I think
(They’ve probably missed the space between the last two sets of parentheses?)

I thought it looks more like Stephen Fry… 🤔

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