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Dream Journal: I was watching Gilmore Girls but all the residents of Stars Hollow were Pokemon belonging to Lorali. Everyone else was human. Honestly, not much changed. It made a lot of sense, barring the tagline "Gilmore Girls: Gotta Gil Them All!"
December 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Dream Journal: I was watching Gilmore Girls but all the residents of Stars Hollow were Pokemon belonging to Lorali. Everyone else was human. Honestly, not much changed. It made a lot of sense, barring the tagline "Gilmore Girls: Gotta Gil Them All!"
There should be a fragrance called Stereo that's really two complementary scents and you apply one to each side of your neck.
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
There should be a fragrance called Stereo that's really two complementary scents and you apply one to each side of your neck.
Russians are actually a super optimistic people. If you ask them a question, odds are that they'll reply 'Da' which means yes, or 'Nyet' which is short for not yet.
September 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Russians are actually a super optimistic people. If you ask them a question, odds are that they'll reply 'Da' which means yes, or 'Nyet' which is short for not yet.
Slightly diminish a book.
I Shall Wear 11:45 pm
I Shall Wear 11:45 pm
Slightly diminish a book.
The Middle-Manager of the Flies
The Middle-Manager of the Flies
Slightly diminish a book.
Some Expectations
Some Expectations
September 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Slightly diminish a book.
I Shall Wear 11:45 pm
I Shall Wear 11:45 pm
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1 like = 1 hinged ttrpg opinion
July 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
1 like = 1 hinged ttrpg opinion
Very upset about Click-to-Cancel getting tossed. The FTC didn't do an analysis that was only required if the economic impact was over $100 million. The plaintiffs apparently successfully argued that they actually steal much more than that every year from people who no longer want their services.
July 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Very upset about Click-to-Cancel getting tossed. The FTC didn't do an analysis that was only required if the economic impact was over $100 million. The plaintiffs apparently successfully argued that they actually steal much more than that every year from people who no longer want their services.
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BREAKING: Leaked emails show Mamdani considers tabletop game design "not a big deal if you have a good DM [sic]".
July 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
BREAKING: Leaked emails show Mamdani considers tabletop game design "not a big deal if you have a good DM [sic]".
P thought Burt Reynolds was still alive, but I told him no, he died in 2018. How else can you explain Pedro Pascal stepping into stardom so seamlessly?
May 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
P thought Burt Reynolds was still alive, but I told him no, he died in 2018. How else can you explain Pedro Pascal stepping into stardom so seamlessly?
I want a Slow Horses spinoff where some of them get demoted even further to the Strange Horses and investigate the paranormal.
May 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I want a Slow Horses spinoff where some of them get demoted even further to the Strange Horses and investigate the paranormal.
Dream Journal: Fozzie Bear was trying new material and wanted my opinion. He did a series of impressions of celebrities doing Maori dances - Wakas. Great name, terrible material. Why lead with Hilary Duff?
April 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Dream Journal: Fozzie Bear was trying new material and wanted my opinion. He did a series of impressions of celebrities doing Maori dances - Wakas. Great name, terrible material. Why lead with Hilary Duff?
"Fuck you, got mine" used to be subtext.
Then it was just text.
Then it was just "Fuck you."
Now we're into "Fuck you. I want and expect nothing other than your pain no matter the cost."
Then it was just text.
Then it was just "Fuck you."
Now we're into "Fuck you. I want and expect nothing other than your pain no matter the cost."
April 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Fuck you, got mine" used to be subtext.
Then it was just text.
Then it was just "Fuck you."
Now we're into "Fuck you. I want and expect nothing other than your pain no matter the cost."
Then it was just text.
Then it was just "Fuck you."
Now we're into "Fuck you. I want and expect nothing other than your pain no matter the cost."
If you have faith and obey Kier during your life, when you die you'll be welcomed into the Great Kierafter.
March 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If you have faith and obey Kier during your life, when you die you'll be welcomed into the Great Kierafter.
I'm pro-inequality, where inequality is the fun portmanteau for Severance's Innie Equality movement.
March 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'm pro-inequality, where inequality is the fun portmanteau for Severance's Innie Equality movement.
I know the Wilhelm scream, but there are other common sound effects I recognize (like that crowd gasp 'Oooh') but I don't have names for. Is there a place that collects and names those?
March 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I know the Wilhelm scream, but there are other common sound effects I recognize (like that crowd gasp 'Oooh') but I don't have names for. Is there a place that collects and names those?
We don't talk enough about the hardships that the rise of AI has caused, specifically to people named Al who are all going back to being called Allen.
March 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
We don't talk enough about the hardships that the rise of AI has caused, specifically to people named Al who are all going back to being called Allen.
I used to complain that Frankenstein was the doctor, but then they started calling me Frankenstein's Monster and I want to reconsider my position.
March 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I used to complain that Frankenstein was the doctor, but then they started calling me Frankenstein's Monster and I want to reconsider my position.
I just put out a game! Magical Regulators is a game about powerful wizards messing with things far beyond their ken - politics. Players are tasked with coming up with regulations to make magical innovations safe. It's got comedy, chaos, and lots of magic. Also you can level up by making puns!
February 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I just put out a game! Magical Regulators is a game about powerful wizards messing with things far beyond their ken - politics. Players are tasked with coming up with regulations to make magical innovations safe. It's got comedy, chaos, and lots of magic. Also you can level up by making puns!
Trying to get my head around British football leagues. I think it goes something like this:
Champions
Championships
Champs
Chumps
Chum
Chums (amateur)
Is that right?
Champions
Championships
Champs
Chumps
Chum
Chums (amateur)
Is that right?
December 20, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Trying to get my head around British football leagues. I think it goes something like this:
Champions
Championships
Champs
Chumps
Chum
Chums (amateur)
Is that right?
Champions
Championships
Champs
Chumps
Chum
Chums (amateur)
Is that right?
If we did statistical analysis of everyone's business emails, do you think that on average, people named Louie would be looped in more often?
December 1, 2024 at 4:01 AM
If we did statistical analysis of everyone's business emails, do you think that on average, people named Louie would be looped in more often?