A Valiant Tart
@janusxuk.bsky.social
Engineering: Wizardry with hammers. Our spells are cast in concrete and said in Anglo Saxon. Likes a pie.
He/Him/OyYou mainly, but sometimes She/Her/Ms.
Recently described as, and here I quote directly, "northern but eloquent"
He/Him/OyYou mainly, but sometimes She/Her/Ms.
Recently described as, and here I quote directly, "northern but eloquent"
When we throw a coup, we throw a Very British Coup.
(Honourable Artillery Company marching down Moorgate for a dinner at Guildhall for the German state visit.)
((Purely ceremonial, I'm sure, and not there in case Fritz decides to kick off again))
(Honourable Artillery Company marching down Moorgate for a dinner at Guildhall for the German state visit.)
((Purely ceremonial, I'm sure, and not there in case Fritz decides to kick off again))
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
When we throw a coup, we throw a Very British Coup.
(Honourable Artillery Company marching down Moorgate for a dinner at Guildhall for the German state visit.)
((Purely ceremonial, I'm sure, and not there in case Fritz decides to kick off again))
(Honourable Artillery Company marching down Moorgate for a dinner at Guildhall for the German state visit.)
((Purely ceremonial, I'm sure, and not there in case Fritz decides to kick off again))
If @girlonthenet.bsky.social did porn, have I got an idea for you...
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If @girlonthenet.bsky.social did porn, have I got an idea for you...
Bring gin. And a safe word.
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Bring gin. And a safe word.
Are you sure you want to?
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Are you sure you want to?
It was a work do, and I'm on the SLT. While not exactly mandatory, it would have been rude not to.
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It was a work do, and I'm on the SLT. While not exactly mandatory, it would have been rude not to.
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Age yourself with gaming
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Age yourself with gaming
As someone who spends a lot of time on the road late at night, this story made my blood run cold. I commend this story to the house.
October 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
As someone who spends a lot of time on the road late at night, this story made my blood run cold. I commend this story to the house.
If you see this, post with a concert pic you took.
September 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If you see this, post with a concert pic you took.
I went! There were some excellent models.
September 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I went! There were some excellent models.
@distractedbytrains.bsky.social MOTION!
September 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
@distractedbytrains.bsky.social MOTION!
September 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
September 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Lets see you at 21.
Close enough that my nickname was changed.
Close enough that my nickname was changed.
August 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Lets see you at 21.
Close enough that my nickname was changed.
Close enough that my nickname was changed.
From the Other Place, the story of my out of body experience
August 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
From the Other Place, the story of my out of body experience
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
August 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
12 year old girls make great chess players...
August 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
12 year old girls make great chess players...
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
August 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
No, I have not ‘gone on‘, about Yorkshire enough yet
Not born there, but grew up, on the mushy pea beds, just outside of Hull.
From 7yrs old to well, does your heart, ever leave?
Other counties, don’t have a ‘Day’ … coz they dont bloody well deserve one, that’s why!
Not born there, but grew up, on the mushy pea beds, just outside of Hull.
From 7yrs old to well, does your heart, ever leave?
Other counties, don’t have a ‘Day’ … coz they dont bloody well deserve one, that’s why!
August 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
No, I have not ‘gone on‘, about Yorkshire enough yet
Not born there, but grew up, on the mushy pea beds, just outside of Hull.
From 7yrs old to well, does your heart, ever leave?
Other counties, don’t have a ‘Day’ … coz they dont bloody well deserve one, that’s why!
Not born there, but grew up, on the mushy pea beds, just outside of Hull.
From 7yrs old to well, does your heart, ever leave?
Other counties, don’t have a ‘Day’ … coz they dont bloody well deserve one, that’s why!