A Valiant Tart
@janusxuk.bsky.social
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Engineering: Wizardry with hammers. Our spells are cast in concrete and said in Anglo Saxon. Likes a pie. He/Him/OyYou mainly, but sometimes She/Her/Ms. Recently described as, and here I quote directly, "northern but eloquent"
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janusxuk.bsky.social
If you haven't performed it yet, we must be able to get enough of us together for a meet-up in a private room for you to trail it in front of a kink friendly audience.
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henshinhal.bsky.social
The photographer deserves a medal.🤣🤣🤣😂😅😂
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rincewind.run
Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!

"‘I shall deal with the matter momentarily,’ he said. It was a good word. It always made people hesitate. They were never quite sure whether he meant he’d deal with it now, or just deal with it briefly. And no-one ever dared ask."
rincewind.run
Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment

“Keep out of the way of officers, ‘cos they ain’t healthy. That’s what you learn in the army. The enemy dun’t really want to fight you, ‘cos the enemy is mostly blokes like you who want to go home with all their bits still on. But officers’ll get you killed.”
rincewind.run
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
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nathanburgoine.bsky.social
Remember your "first me!" moment? That time you bumped into a character who you connected with—who felt (even in part) like you? How awesome it was?

You might never know it, but you’ve probably written one of those for someone else.
wiswell.bsky.social
Tell me your most life-affirming literary opinion.
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politicdormouse.bsky.social
Victoria Drummond 1st UK woman #MarineEngineer. Colleague wrote "Most courageous woman I ever saw...without fear or nerves, is very good at her job & has an uncanny power over engines for which I once thanked God" Early @wes1919.bsky.social member b. #OTD 14 Oct 1894 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victori...
Victoria Drummond in apprenticeship uniform c. 1920
janusxuk.bsky.social
See also "refitting is the reverse of removal" at 5 past 4 on Sunday afternoon
rilaws.bsky.social
No scarier thing to see in a recipe than “Working quickly,”
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jontofski.bsky.social
RIP Drew Struzan. His posters are a huge part of my childhood. Iconic images and what a range! From Black Sabbath to the Muppets. I really recommend the Art of Drew Struzan book. The anecdotes about the creation of each poster are fascinating.
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awd.bsky.social
Rest in Peace, Drew Struzan
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theangelremiel.bsky.social
Cultural convergence: despite growing up on different sides of the Atlantic my wife and I both learned parodies of On Top Of Old Smokey on the playground.

Cultural diversity: the one my wife learned was about spaghetti. The one I learned was about an eagle masturbating.
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profhalloran.bsky.social
Unironically this.
ericdienstfrey.bsky.social
So Jurassic Park is about a group of rich people who don't understand that biology is far more complicated than "there are only two genders" and how this ignorance toward gender fluidity in nature causes these rich people to lose their money and die.
janusxuk.bsky.social
If Vimes and Moist can find love, I can.
wiswell.bsky.social
Tell me your most life-affirming literary opinion.
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londontopsoc.bsky.social
We have just joined BlueSky! Since our foundation in 1880, we have reproduced an unrivalled selection of historic maps, plans and views of London. We also publish books and monographs containing original research. See more of what we have to offer at: londontopsoc.org
janusxuk.bsky.social
Lee Child has written one book 26 times. I'll still buy the 27th.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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seamas.bsky.social
These very true words from Steve Hely have given me tremendous comfort over the years.
Writing a novel— actually picking the words and filling in paragraphs— is a tremendous pain in the ass. Now that TV’s so good and the Internet is an endless forest of distraction, it’s damn near impossible. That should be taken into account when ranking the all-time greats. Somebody like Charles Dickens, for example, who had nothing better to do except eat mutton and attend public hangings, should get very little credit.
janusxuk.bsky.social
You can tell I'm hard coded British, I thought this was a protest about Blue Peter for a moment.
radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
"12th of October, Nothing to Celebrate!”
Anti-Columbus Day stencil seen in Madrid, Spain
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questingvole.bsky.social
Three different children simultaneously, from different rooms: “DAAAAD!” Only a nationwide Vodafone outage can get me such simultaneous attention from my kids.
janusxuk.bsky.social
This isn't Jeffery Archers place is it?
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jessothomson.co.uk
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case
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rincewind.run
as always, Terry had an infinite supply of compassion for those on the bottom of any given hierarchy and an increasingly large amount of contempt as you go up the ladder, especially for folks who use words like “glory”
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rincewind.run
Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment

“Keep out of the way of officers, ‘cos they ain’t healthy. That’s what you learn in the army. The enemy dun’t really want to fight you, ‘cos the enemy is mostly blokes like you who want to go home with all their bits still on. But officers’ll get you killed.”
rincewind.run
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
The late (or at least severely delayed) Bergholt Stuttley Johnson was generally recognized as the worst inventor in the world, yet in a very specialized sense. Merely bad inventors made things that failed to operate. He wasn’t among these small fry.  Any fool could make something that did absolutely nothing when you pressed the button.  He scorned such fumble-fingered amateurs.  Everything he built worked. It just didn’t do what it said on the box. If you wanted a small ground-to-air missile, you asked Johnson to design an ornamental fountain.
janusxuk.bsky.social
Kids don't have to study Shakespeare
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?