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alan fogg but call me al
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hey mambo, it's your cousin marvin. marvin italiano
morbidity, morphology, incept dates
nazi punks fuck off
"hey we know you forgot about that headline you half-read so we did six months of research to produce this special front page report" was every newspaper until the billionaires got involved hmmm wonder why
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
yeah really sucks how (especially he) was allowed to move on from that, I wish "the press" had a slightly longer attention span than the rest of us. that's like half the job!
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
but did she then shut the fuck up?

no.
February 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
yup nailed it, is this why I'm miserable all the time or the other way around
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
just import the British ones
February 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
taught our daughter the "pull my finger" thing and she did it back to me an hour later
February 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
this is the way
February 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
i move... by not moving at aallll
February 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
that was the vibe I got from eps 1 and 2 and so I quit. not bragging, just vindicated I guess, sorry you had to do that
February 4, 2026 at 4:11 AM
i am usually not a conspiracy guy, bc conspiracies are hard and the people involved are usually stupid

but
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
"ooh I have my own special question" fuck off. stand up for your colleague or go home
February 4, 2026 at 3:55 AM
i am beyond ready for the reporters in the room to call out this misogyny and refuse to move on until the question is answered. make news! it's part of the job! go viral calling the president a pos
February 4, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Reposted by alan fogg but call me al
everyone who likes the above post is attractive and sophisticated and the envy of those around them
February 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
100
February 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM