Megan
@jardine.bsky.social
Single mom to the worlds coolest boy, sober, queer, book lover, obsessed with miniature dachshund
Why do I watch sports and why do the teams I cheer for always choke?
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Why do I watch sports and why do the teams I cheer for always choke?
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Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.
January 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.
Happy New Year! I hope 2026 is kinder to you all than 2025 was.
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Happy New Year! I hope 2026 is kinder to you all than 2025 was.
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December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
2025 is tied for the worst year. To top it off my bestie isn’t talking to me for reasons out of my control. my 6 yr old son told her 6yr old daughter a AI picture of Santa wasn’t real. I’m so fucking over everything
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
2025 is tied for the worst year. To top it off my bestie isn’t talking to me for reasons out of my control. my 6 yr old son told her 6yr old daughter a AI picture of Santa wasn’t real. I’m so fucking over everything
I’m so itchy. I want to crawl out of my skin. I see a flare coming in my near future. Can’t wait.
December 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’m so itchy. I want to crawl out of my skin. I see a flare coming in my near future. Can’t wait.
Fell asleep at 10. Woke up just after midnight. Now I can’t sleep
December 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Fell asleep at 10. Woke up just after midnight. Now I can’t sleep
So close to this day being over.
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So close to this day being over.
I’ve only cried twice so far today. Still a lot of day left though
December 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’ve only cried twice so far today. Still a lot of day left though
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Merry Christmas 🎄
I’m in bed with my dog and two cats watching Tom Segura’s new Netflix special eating chips.
I’m in bed with my dog and two cats watching Tom Segura’s new Netflix special eating chips.
December 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Merry Christmas 🎄
I’m in bed with my dog and two cats watching Tom Segura’s new Netflix special eating chips.
I’m in bed with my dog and two cats watching Tom Segura’s new Netflix special eating chips.
Christmas is definitely different this year. Family is all out of town. Son is at his dad’s tonight for the first time. I’ll be waking up alone tomorrow morning for the first time.
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Christmas is definitely different this year. Family is all out of town. Son is at his dad’s tonight for the first time. I’ll be waking up alone tomorrow morning for the first time.
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
To no ones surprise it’s snowing again
December 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
To no ones surprise it’s snowing again
Happy winter solstice ❄️
December 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Happy winter solstice ❄️
As a sober person who enjoys non alcoholic drinks. I find it strange that in order to find a better selection of non alcoholic beverages I have to go into a liquor store. Anyone else see the problem?
December 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
As a sober person who enjoys non alcoholic drinks. I find it strange that in order to find a better selection of non alcoholic beverages I have to go into a liquor store. Anyone else see the problem?
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We are now on week 2 of snow. I can honestly say I don’t remember what the sun or blue sky’s look like. Never in my life have I seen this much snow this early and all at once. Absolutely insane
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We are now on week 2 of snow. I can honestly say I don’t remember what the sun or blue sky’s look like. Never in my life have I seen this much snow this early and all at once. Absolutely insane
Since Friday every time I get into my car the same song is always on. Today I got into my friends car and the same song came on. It’s not in her playlist and it’s not a song she listens to. The crazy part is the song has such meaning behind it. I just can’t figure out what the universe is saying
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Since Friday every time I get into my car the same song is always on. Today I got into my friends car and the same song came on. It’s not in her playlist and it’s not a song she listens to. The crazy part is the song has such meaning behind it. I just can’t figure out what the universe is saying
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This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit symptoms will come and take its place. It's never ending. AAAaaaaaah!
December 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit symptoms will come and take its place. It's never ending. AAAaaaaaah!
Feet and legs are buzzing. Everything feels heavy. Maybe I’ll fall asleep before midnight. Maybe I won’t. Maybe I’ll sleep past 2am. Maybe I won’t. Can’t stop my brain. Can’t turn it off. Exhausted all the time
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Feet and legs are buzzing. Everything feels heavy. Maybe I’ll fall asleep before midnight. Maybe I won’t. Maybe I’ll sleep past 2am. Maybe I won’t. Can’t stop my brain. Can’t turn it off. Exhausted all the time
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People don’t truly understand the power of their words. We’ve also lost the art of listening to understand. Everyone just reacts to the first few words they hear. Conversations turn into screaming and insults. Why is it so hard to just be fucking kind
December 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
People don’t truly understand the power of their words. We’ve also lost the art of listening to understand. Everyone just reacts to the first few words they hear. Conversations turn into screaming and insults. Why is it so hard to just be fucking kind
A week of snow and now it’s -36. Not sure why I live here. Thanks to my chronic illness I can’t be cold.
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A week of snow and now it’s -36. Not sure why I live here. Thanks to my chronic illness I can’t be cold.