Jared Adams
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Jared Adams
@jaredadams.bsky.social
Random Canadian. I think I'm funny.

Arctic, film, Cascadia, random rabbit holes, occasional pretend philosophy.

As the former Governor of Minnesota once said, "Turnabout is fair play, McMahon!"
One fateful day in June 2021, I strolled into the housewares aisle in search of a new spatula. This eventually led to my divorce.
January 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If you're a restaurant and your hours, address, phone number and "reservations" link aren't at the top of your website you're probably making 10-30% less than you could be.
January 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Hahahahahahahaha amazing
January 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
This
January 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Possibly the issue here is less congestion pricing and more being charged to use an ambulance.
January 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Does James Bond have BPD? We asked a psychiatrist, a sex worker, a Republican, and a meglomaniac bent on world domination.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
December 23, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Can John-117 and the Arbiter survive the Witches Road and the backstabbing of Halo 2: Agatha All Along?
December 22, 2024 at 2:11 AM
And arguably the reason the world got Smells Like Teen Spirit.
December 21, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Only if you can get the CEO eaten by a grue
December 19, 2024 at 6:15 AM
She's bailed on sumo??
December 19, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Bail. Don't let the crabs pull you back into the bucket.
December 19, 2024 at 5:04 AM
I read this as "Blue Jay Statler and Waldorf" and now I have an idea for a gimmick account about baseball
December 19, 2024 at 5:03 AM