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Jared Gray
@jaredisgray.bsky.social
He/Him. Game Master, Writer, Tinker Gnome, tech burnout, spoiled househusband. Definitely too old for this shit.

Author of Falling Into Midnight
https://www.amazon.com/Falling-into-Midnight-Unsung-Name-ebook/dp/B07G9N61PS/
Murderbot. I'll be fine, as long as I don't make eye contact.
December 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
the crankiness sounds pretty justified
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
agreed
December 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Yup. They didn't start until about 2023, but I have them every month or so now.
December 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
With the proliferation of GPS and built-in spyware that reports back to the dealer and insurance, I'm honestly surprised they don't just use that to auto-generate tickets. It's far more profitable to fine people than prevent crime.
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Toronto tried putting in a bunch of speed cameras. The locals cut them down. And they kept cutting them down every time they were replaced. Nobody ratted the perpetrators out. After like a year or two of this, they're finally giving up and removing them all.
December 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'd be OK if we all went full solarpunk for a couple decades.
December 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I shit you not, there's a well-known tech corporation currently working on an AI project that's actually called Nexus. The person who told me about it almost lost their shit in the meeting when they were told what it was going to be called.
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'd forgotten that all the Klingon weapons from TNG were designed by mall ninjas.
October 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
25AQI. This might be the cleanest air I've ever seen in Phoenix. Of course, it's also 88% humidity and we have a koi pond in the back yard, so it's not like I'm going to open up all the doors and windows to air out the house.
October 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Quick, put out all the shiny things!
October 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Sounds like me and my 30k+ song music collection that will probably never have all the duplicates fully removed.
September 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
also, have quokka hugs
September 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I can smell your spicy brains
September 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
September 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
oof, no bueno :(
September 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Congratulations, you just reinvented Starfinder or Spelljammer depending on your preferred system. 😁
September 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The best games (and players) are the ones that enable stories you retell for years after. That time a kender with a Wand of Wonder said "oops!". That time the entire party and the enemies headed straight at them all rolled 1s on their perception. The NPC so absurd and fun they took over the plot.
August 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
booo!
August 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM