Jared Gray
@jaredisgray.bsky.social
He/Him. Game Master, Writer, Tinker Gnome, tech burnout, spoiled househusband. Definitely too old for this shit.
Author of Falling Into Midnight
https://www.amazon.com/Falling-into-Midnight-Unsung-Name-ebook/dp/B07G9N61PS/
Author of Falling Into Midnight
https://www.amazon.com/Falling-into-Midnight-Unsung-Name-ebook/dp/B07G9N61PS/
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Even self-care can turn into another stressful job. This is just a little reminder to take the pressure off when you can. It’s okay to just be sometimes. 🐾
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Even self-care can turn into another stressful job. This is just a little reminder to take the pressure off when you can. It’s okay to just be sometimes. 🐾
People often compliment me on being organized and generally having my shit together. What they don't realize is I'm just a precarious tower of coping mechanisms in a trench coat.
October 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
People often compliment me on being organized and generally having my shit together. What they don't realize is I'm just a precarious tower of coping mechanisms in a trench coat.
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Fallout game: 200 year old canned food is perfectly fine!
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Opening 70 year old Peaches from a Fallout Shelter (@mrs.fallout on TikTok)
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August 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Fallout game: 200 year old canned food is perfectly fine!
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Humblebundle to support World Central Kitchen, and get a bunch of my books from @tordotcom.bsky.social including Murderbot and Witch King! #booksky
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Humble Book Bundle: Martha Wells' Murderbot and More by TOR
Fall in love with Martha Wells’ The Murderbot Diaries series—the engine behind the hit AppleTV adaptation—and help support World Central Kitchen.
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August 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Humblebundle to support World Central Kitchen, and get a bunch of my books from @tordotcom.bsky.social including Murderbot and Witch King! #booksky
www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
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This is the part where they're going to pretend every single one of us who were correct about "AI" for the past few years actually wasn't, because that would mean the media, tech executives and most of Wall Street were wrong.
MIT report: 95% of generative AI pilots at companies are failing
There’s a stark difference in success rates between companies that purchase AI tools from vendors and those that build them internally.
fortune.com
August 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This is the part where they're going to pretend every single one of us who were correct about "AI" for the past few years actually wasn't, because that would mean the media, tech executives and most of Wall Street were wrong.
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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
“Men said things like "peace in our time" or "an empire that will last a thousand years," and less than half a lifetime later no one even remembered who they were, let alone what they had said or where the mob had buried their ashes.”
“Men said things like "peace in our time" or "an empire that will last a thousand years," and less than half a lifetime later no one even remembered who they were, let alone what they had said or where the mob had buried their ashes.”
Discworld QOTD, from Moving Pictures
‘“Twas beauty killed the beast,” said the Dean, who liked to say things like that.
“No it wasn’t,” said the Chair. “It was splatting into the ground like that.”’
‘“Twas beauty killed the beast,” said the Dean, who liked to say things like that.
“No it wasn’t,” said the Chair. “It was splatting into the ground like that.”’
Discworld QOTD, from Unseen Academicals
“The Librarian was not familiar with love, which had always struck him as a bit ethereal and soppy, but kindness, on the other hand, was practical. You knew where you were with kindness, especially if you were holding a pie it had just given you.”
“The Librarian was not familiar with love, which had always struck him as a bit ethereal and soppy, but kindness, on the other hand, was practical. You knew where you were with kindness, especially if you were holding a pie it had just given you.”
August 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
“Men said things like "peace in our time" or "an empire that will last a thousand years," and less than half a lifetime later no one even remembered who they were, let alone what they had said or where the mob had buried their ashes.”
“Men said things like "peace in our time" or "an empire that will last a thousand years," and less than half a lifetime later no one even remembered who they were, let alone what they had said or where the mob had buried their ashes.”
Everything is a lot right now, so I thought I'd share a heartwarming video I found bsky.app/profile/full...
6 crushed Cybertrucks on one truck bed is so fucking funny. they’ve been out for like a year!
August 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Everything is a lot right now, so I thought I'd share a heartwarming video I found bsky.app/profile/full...
I really wish media outlets would stop screaming about the "birthrate crisis" or "population crash". It's not a crisis. It's a huge victory we should be celebrating. The only chance we have of sustainability is to draw down the population, and not making more people is the most ethical way to do it.
August 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I really wish media outlets would stop screaming about the "birthrate crisis" or "population crash". It's not a crisis. It's a huge victory we should be celebrating. The only chance we have of sustainability is to draw down the population, and not making more people is the most ethical way to do it.
@birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social
Geordi's issues with women take on a whole new context when you realize his visor could see through their clothing.
Geordi's issues with women take on a whole new context when you realize his visor could see through their clothing.
July 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
@birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social
Geordi's issues with women take on a whole new context when you realize his visor could see through their clothing.
Geordi's issues with women take on a whole new context when you realize his visor could see through their clothing.
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Bulterian Jihad tonite 👀
Butlerian Jihad tonight queen??
Butlerian Jihad tonight queen??
June 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Bulterian Jihad tonite 👀
Butlerian Jihad tonight queen??
Butlerian Jihad tonight queen??
Everything is a lot right now, so I thought I would share a moment of lighthearted perfection: slow motion Fabio being hit in the face by a goose. HONK www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9i9...
75mph Bird to the Face with Adam Savage (@tested) and @bobbyfingers - The Slow Mo Guys
YouTube video by The Slow Mo Guys
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June 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Everything is a lot right now, so I thought I would share a moment of lighthearted perfection: slow motion Fabio being hit in the face by a goose. HONK www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9i9...
Police? I'd like to report that I've been assaulted by a meme!
June 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Police? I'd like to report that I've been assaulted by a meme!
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"We'll just terraform Mars," they insist, unable to terraform Earth, a planet that is already perfect except it's like 2° too warm.
May 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
"We'll just terraform Mars," they insist, unable to terraform Earth, a planet that is already perfect except it's like 2° too warm.
I'd like to congratulate Canada for being one of the few countries NOT to go all-in on fascism. I know it was a close thing for you, but good on you for bucking the trend.
April 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'd like to congratulate Canada for being one of the few countries NOT to go all-in on fascism. I know it was a close thing for you, but good on you for bucking the trend.
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Happy Easter, everyone! 🐣
April 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Happy Easter, everyone! 🐣
Happy "Betray the trust of others" day! I hope you have friends that respect you enough not lie to you or betray your trust, even on a toxic holiday like this one!
April 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Happy "Betray the trust of others" day! I hope you have friends that respect you enough not lie to you or betray your trust, even on a toxic holiday like this one!
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the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate
March 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate
When I say I look forward to replacing humans with genuinely autonomous vehicles (no, Tesla, sit the fuck back down) because they're better drivers than 80% of Americans, it's not hyperbolic. If anything, I'm being overly generous to humans. arstechnica.com/cars/2025/03...
After 50 million miles, Waymos crash a lot less than human drivers
Waymo has been in dozens of crashes. Most were not Waymo’s fault.
arstechnica.com
March 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
When I say I look forward to replacing humans with genuinely autonomous vehicles (no, Tesla, sit the fuck back down) because they're better drivers than 80% of Americans, it's not hyperbolic. If anything, I'm being overly generous to humans. arstechnica.com/cars/2025/03...
