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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 44m

Last thing I saw was Freeman’s single. Immediately after Kepler apparently made a super hero level play. Maybe I shouldn’t watch tonight

Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 45m

I have to run errands, maybe my absence will be good luck for the Phillies

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 48m

I do not care for this lips on chest Verizon commercial. It reeks of evil

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 1h

Some days they feel like this unstoppable juggernaut of misery & others you go “they’re kind of weak, aren’t they?”

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 1h

Obligatory “I know this is stupid to think this and nothing will happen yada yada yada” but the Oklahoma’s governor of all people saying the NG deployments are wrong, the day after Vivic was like “hey we should cool it a bit” put a tiny bit of hope in me that these guys are getting sick of this too

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 2h

Genuinely great pick. One of these days though it should be Carmelo. He needs to stop podcasting & start coaching.

Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 7h

Just in: USA Basketball is expected to name Erik Spoelstra as the new head coach of the men's national team, sources tell ESPN. Spoelstra succeeds Steve Kerr for the next World Cup and the 2028 Summer Olympics after serving as a lead assistant on Team USA's 2024 gold medal squad.

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 2h

I just watched this for the first time in September & wow wow wow what a MOVIE

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 2h

lmao he’s got so much contempt for his fans, they’ve been fighting for their lives this past year & a half & their struggle only got worse today.

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 2h

Drake’s lawsuit against Universal Music Group over Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” has been dismissed.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4h

why settle for just the halftime show when the whole nfl is woke and lgbt now? i can't be the only one who thinks turning point should channel its right wing influencer pipeline into a rival football league, all safety procedures and concussion protocols (feminine coded) removed

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 4h

Turning Point USA announced it will host counterprogramming to the Super Bowl halftime show, called “The All American Halftime Show,” as MAGA critics have been enraged over the selection of Bad Bunny as the 2026 headliner.

MAGA rage over Bad Bunny at Super Bowl sparks an alternative show

Counterprogramming hosted by the group that Charlie Kirk founded spotlights the growing political polarization surrounding one of the biggest events of the year.

www.washingtonpost.com

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 4h

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms looks lovely.

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 6h

Movie #67. Rewatching.

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 6h

Movie #66. Christ what a bummer but absolutely as good as its reputation says it is.

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 7h

Sure he seems to have made her the happiest she’s ever been in the spotlight but has anyone considered my feelings on the matter???

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 8h

This is why the Phillies are the only team that could beat the Blue Jays. We still remember the horror of the Kawhi shot. We know what Canadian teams are capable of.

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 8h

One key to the Blue Jays' success this year is the fact that they are so vastly underestimated. Other teams have been fucking up against us because despite everything, people are physically incapable of taking a Canadian team seriously. Our special ability "Cute-Seeming" induces an accuracy debuff.

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 9h

Absolutely never getting back to what I used to be (I once ran a XC race in under 24 minutes on a stress fracture in my foot) but I am still so happy with this. 5 mile run with my average pace under 9 minutes, really didn’t think I would ever get to this point again.

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 9h

Longest run (both distance & time) in 1 day please clap

Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 1d

Longest run (both distance & time) in 14 years please clap

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning

Screen shot of the Mitchum Brothers from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN. They look like they’re seeking cover from gunfire in the suburbs. The brother on the left, Rodney, is in a suit & holding a gun, saying to his suit wearing brother Bradley “People are under a lot of stress, Bradley”. The original poster has added Philadelphia Phillies hats to each of them.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11h

too lazy to finish the joke you get the gist of it

the feeding shelter cats to coyotes tweet but changed to "my manager told me phillies keep eating his christian nationalist relievers" because dave roberts sure loves watching his MAGA bullpen get lit the fuck up lately

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 18h

Movie #65. Another major blind spot. Now watching.

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 18h

Go Birds Go Phils, baby

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 18h

America is so beautiful

Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 1d

Wife: Fuck the Yankees!

Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open.
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Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES!

Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 19h

Even if they lose tomorrow it’s just nice to have 1 last good night of baseball. Phillies win, Yankees get eliminated, that’s good stuff, man.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 19h

ROB THOMSON: “Taijuan’s struggling a bit out there, let’s get someone in for the last out of this 8-2 game.”

DAVE ROBERTS TO FRANCHISE LEGEND AND FUTURE HALL OF FAMER CLAYTON KERSHAW FOR SOME REASON:

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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 19h

And the Philadelphia Phillies

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