Jarrett Smith
@jarrettsmith.bsky.social
SoccerDownHere/OverThere resident poltergeist | Yelling about sports from the mountains instead of the Bible Belt now
TEN WIN KENNESAW STATE AND OLD TESTAMENT SCRAPPY IS PROUD OF YOU ALL. HOOTY HOO.
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
TEN WIN KENNESAW STATE AND OLD TESTAMENT SCRAPPY IS PROUD OF YOU ALL. HOOTY HOO.
HOOTY HOO MOTHERFUCKERS
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
HOOTY HOO MOTHERFUCKERS
Absolutely love that I can move out of the Deep South 1,800 miles away and still be within ear shot of a stupid-ass college football story. What a country.
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Absolutely love that I can move out of the Deep South 1,800 miles away and still be within ear shot of a stupid-ass college football story. What a country.
Another successful Soccer Over There where we decided we need a joint presser with Lane Kiffen and Big Ange
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Another successful Soccer Over There where we decided we need a joint presser with Lane Kiffen and Big Ange
New Thanksgiving classic:
Planes, Lanes & Automobiles.
Planes, Lanes & Automobiles.
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
New Thanksgiving classic:
Planes, Lanes & Automobiles.
Planes, Lanes & Automobiles.
WDE just got the chaos it might cause.
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
WDE just got the chaos it might cause.
THE DREAM OF TENNESAW STATE LIVES ON
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
THE DREAM OF TENNESAW STATE LIVES ON
Kennesaw State head to the conference title game at 9-3. A better record than both LSU and Tennessee. Something that makes perfect sense in a perfectly normal sport.
HOOTY HOOO OWLS
EAT SHIT LIBERTY
EAT SHIT LIBERTY
November 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Kennesaw State head to the conference title game at 9-3. A better record than both LSU and Tennessee. Something that makes perfect sense in a perfectly normal sport.
I love that the only people nervous about the Iron Bowl are Bama fans because the black magic at Jordan-Hare has scarred them for multiple generations.
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I love that the only people nervous about the Iron Bowl are Bama fans because the black magic at Jordan-Hare has scarred them for multiple generations.
I think if they had their way, the Michigan/Ohio State game would never start. Just an eternal pregame hype sequence that wanders into the absurd. A Too Many Cooks of B1G football.
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I think if they had their way, the Michigan/Ohio State game would never start. Just an eternal pregame hype sequence that wanders into the absurd. A Too Many Cooks of B1G football.
Beating Tech is like fist fighting a porcupine. Yeah, you can do it. But it’s not going to be pleasant and you’re probably not going to look good doing it.
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Beating Tech is like fist fighting a porcupine. Yeah, you can do it. But it’s not going to be pleasant and you’re probably not going to look good doing it.
Refs are about to get a Metal Gear skyhook out of the stadium in a few hours.
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Refs are about to get a Metal Gear skyhook out of the stadium in a few hours.
The Egg Bowl is perfect. All you haters can kick rocks barefoot in the cold.
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The Egg Bowl is perfect. All you haters can kick rocks barefoot in the cold.
My grandfather is a Clanga grad and tried his best to make me a Clanga fan. I stuck with my grandmother and uncle with LSU loyalties. It’s for the best. No one should have to suffer the egg bowl with emotional investment. It’s dangerous enough as a neutral.
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My grandfather is a Clanga grad and tried his best to make me a Clanga fan. I stuck with my grandmother and uncle with LSU loyalties. It’s for the best. No one should have to suffer the egg bowl with emotional investment. It’s dangerous enough as a neutral.
Kicking off the Egg Bowl at 10 am for me after playing inebriated board games with family the night before feels right. God, this game is going to be so stupid.
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Kicking off the Egg Bowl at 10 am for me after playing inebriated board games with family the night before feels right. God, this game is going to be so stupid.
Uhhh Missouri state faked a game winning field goal in a tied game.
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Uhhh Missouri state faked a game winning field goal in a tied game.
We have a wonderful chance to introduce Buckfast to SEC country next summer while sending a few dusty, OG 4lokos back with the Scottish.
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
We have a wonderful chance to introduce Buckfast to SEC country next summer while sending a few dusty, OG 4lokos back with the Scottish.
What a beautiful and chaotic day of World Cup qualifying. Stories all over the damn place.
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
What a beautiful and chaotic day of World Cup qualifying. Stories all over the damn place.
There really is nothing like it.
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
There really is nothing like it.
Haiti haven’t been able to play at home due to horrific conflicts at home and they still found a way to make the World Cup for the first time in over 50 years.
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Haiti haven’t been able to play at home due to horrific conflicts at home and they still found a way to make the World Cup for the first time in over 50 years.
Absolutely S tier anthem and now we get bagpipes at the World Cup
Incredible 🤩
Tartan Army fans roar Flower of Scotland ahead of historic match against Denmark ⚽
Tartan Army fans roar Flower of Scotland ahead of historic match against Denmark ⚽
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Absolutely S tier anthem and now we get bagpipes at the World Cup
Aye, the capital is about to run with Buckfast tonight.
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Aye, the capital is about to run with Buckfast tonight.
Georgia Tech stays beating the allegations.
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Georgia Tech stays beating the allegations.
If LSU doing this adds every 10 more minute to the discussion of giving Bobby P the full time gig, it will be worth the entertainment.
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If LSU doing this adds every 10 more minute to the discussion of giving Bobby P the full time gig, it will be worth the entertainment.