The worst (and most frustrating) part of all this shit...

We get the Temu version of every major member of the inner circle; and we still can't convince our loved ones they've been had.

Don't mind me, I'll just be screaming into this void.

Hey! Y'all like punk rock garage bands?? Check out my buddy David's band!

sadboyunion.bandcamp.com/album/state-...

Sorry if I'm seeming a bit distant or off. They've done roughly 40 years worth of bad stuff in a week, and I'm being flooded with clips of Ozzy Osbourne headlining his own funeral.

Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité.

Roughly $30 of candy, two hours of stuffing 65 plastic eggs with candy, thirty minutes of hiding them, and ten minutes of writing clues on our whiteboard later; now I have to try and sleep waiting for my wife to start her egg hunt!

(I may or may not have a problem. This escalates every year.)

Let's be the sand in the gears for the next four years.
open.spotify.com/track/1yWXGz...

12 days from the Ides of March. Just saying, the US senators have an opportunity to do the funniest thing...

The only qualified person Trump ever hired was Stormy Daniels.

Industry friends PSA:

It's super easy to program in a menu item into your P.O.S. labeled "La Migra" that you can ring in under table 86 and send to the kitchen the second you see undesirables enter your establishment. This will give ample warning to your staff in case of such an occurrence.

So... Is the quiet part loud enough for those in the back?

should’ve known the lions were in trouble when people started calling them “america’s team” have you seen america