FlyingToaster
@jasiglar.bsky.social
The same small appliance seen around the Internet, orbiting the Hub of the Universe.
Mom of a teenager, programmer, concentrating on my own nonsense. I block evangelizing and marketing and trolls.
Hosting a Balloon Juice Jackals Feed.
Mom of a teenager, programmer, concentrating on my own nonsense. I block evangelizing and marketing and trolls.
Hosting a Balloon Juice Jackals Feed.
My Sienna drives on snow like this all winter. But I live in the frozen north, and I'm not an idiot, so it has AWD.
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
My Sienna drives on snow like this all winter. But I live in the frozen north, and I'm not an idiot, so it has AWD.
I spent from 4-8 watching the football Hoosiers pound the sand out of the Crimson Tide. And sent the spouse out to retrieve the Teenager from aikido.
Just got back to the computer.
Just got back to the computer.
January 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I spent from 4-8 watching the football Hoosiers pound the sand out of the Crimson Tide. And sent the spouse out to retrieve the Teenager from aikido.
Just got back to the computer.
Just got back to the computer.
And it's coming back up (albeit slowly, I see several hours of posts queued).
@blueskyfeedcreator.com are the best!
@status.blueskyfeedcreator.com is the current status, if anyone's interested 😀
@blueskyfeedcreator.com are the best!
@status.blueskyfeedcreator.com is the current status, if anyone's interested 😀
December 31, 2025 at 6:29 AM
And it's coming back up (albeit slowly, I see several hours of posts queued).
@blueskyfeedcreator.com are the best!
@status.blueskyfeedcreator.com is the current status, if anyone's interested 😀
@blueskyfeedcreator.com are the best!
@status.blueskyfeedcreator.com is the current status, if anyone's interested 😀
There are things on Twitter that we can't replicate on Bluesky, and frankly, that's a wonderful thing. 🥳
December 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
There are things on Twitter that we can't replicate on Bluesky, and frankly, that's a wonderful thing. 🥳
I'm trying to figure out how to construct that feed, and, well,
a pixelated image of a man making a face
Alt: Richard Castle (played by Nathan Fillion) attempting to reply and coming up ... speechless.
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm trying to figure out how to construct that feed, and, well,
2004, two days after my wedding. Palm Treo.
December 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
2004, two days after my wedding. Palm Treo.
How many dads with pickups/SUVs blocking the dropoff line while they get out to shut the door their 8 year old forgot....
SMDH
SMDH
December 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
How many dads with pickups/SUVs blocking the dropoff line while they get out to shut the door their 8 year old forgot....
SMDH
SMDH
My '22 Sienna (hybrid) gets 25 mpg winter, 35 mpg summer, primarily city driving. Plus driver-closable sliding side doors and rear-hatch for the school pickup line, fold down 3rd row to haul crap.
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
My '22 Sienna (hybrid) gets 25 mpg winter, 35 mpg summer, primarily city driving. Plus driver-closable sliding side doors and rear-hatch for the school pickup line, fold down 3rd row to haul crap.
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party
a poster for violent night with a man with a beard
Alt: A Poster for "Violent Night"; Nicomund the Red (aka Santa Claus) saying "Time for some Season's Beatings"
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party
Return To Sender doesn't normally get a postmark.
I know nothing about how often mail is picked up at prisons, but I suspect that it's not easy to insert a fake mail until it enters the USPS system.
Probably fake, yeah.
I know nothing about how often mail is picked up at prisons, but I suspect that it's not easy to insert a fake mail until it enters the USPS system.
Probably fake, yeah.
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Return To Sender doesn't normally get a postmark.
I know nothing about how often mail is picked up at prisons, but I suspect that it's not easy to insert a fake mail until it enters the USPS system.
Probably fake, yeah.
I know nothing about how often mail is picked up at prisons, but I suspect that it's not easy to insert a fake mail until it enters the USPS system.
Probably fake, yeah.
I was going to say that! Absolutely the pinnacle!
December 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I was going to say that! Absolutely the pinnacle!
I think that maybe the VW marketers forgot that North American travel distances are more than double EU distances.
December 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I think that maybe the VW marketers forgot that North American travel distances are more than double EU distances.
I would be the market for this: primarily a city commuter hauling HS kids to stuff, garden stuff and seasonal decorations.
But my hybrid Sienna goes 400 mi/tank winter, 500 mi/tank summer.
Battery needs to be 250mi/charge winter or forget it.
But my hybrid Sienna goes 400 mi/tank winter, 500 mi/tank summer.
Battery needs to be 250mi/charge winter or forget it.
December 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I would be the market for this: primarily a city commuter hauling HS kids to stuff, garden stuff and seasonal decorations.
But my hybrid Sienna goes 400 mi/tank winter, 500 mi/tank summer.
Battery needs to be 250mi/charge winter or forget it.
But my hybrid Sienna goes 400 mi/tank winter, 500 mi/tank summer.
Battery needs to be 250mi/charge winter or forget it.
Living in the Hub opened my eyes to how many people either love or loathe the Pats.
The rivalry comparisons are analogous:
Chiefs v Raiders = Pats v Jets; why are you even bothering?
Chiefs v Broncos = Pats v Bills; okay, not always entirely pointless
Sportsball fans get kinda weird.
The rivalry comparisons are analogous:
Chiefs v Raiders = Pats v Jets; why are you even bothering?
Chiefs v Broncos = Pats v Bills; okay, not always entirely pointless
Sportsball fans get kinda weird.
December 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Living in the Hub opened my eyes to how many people either love or loathe the Pats.
The rivalry comparisons are analogous:
Chiefs v Raiders = Pats v Jets; why are you even bothering?
Chiefs v Broncos = Pats v Bills; okay, not always entirely pointless
Sportsball fans get kinda weird.
The rivalry comparisons are analogous:
Chiefs v Raiders = Pats v Jets; why are you even bothering?
Chiefs v Broncos = Pats v Bills; okay, not always entirely pointless
Sportsball fans get kinda weird.
We don't.
The Raiders and the Broncos, OTOH...
The Raiders and the Broncos, OTOH...
December 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
We don't.
The Raiders and the Broncos, OTOH...
The Raiders and the Broncos, OTOH...
Just this week I attempted to buy some stuff locally, and the items simply weren't available. I was able to buy them mail-order from one of the brick-n-mortar places; Amazon doesn't carry what I was looking for.
This has been my experience since, oh, February.
This has been my experience since, oh, February.
December 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just this week I attempted to buy some stuff locally, and the items simply weren't available. I was able to buy them mail-order from one of the brick-n-mortar places; Amazon doesn't carry what I was looking for.
This has been my experience since, oh, February.
This has been my experience since, oh, February.
I assume that this will not be daily. I don't see how they could make a profit otherwise.
December 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I assume that this will not be daily. I don't see how they could make a profit otherwise.
They could just, like, pay for surveillance cameras at Waffle House.
Minding Your Business During A #WaffleHouse Brawl
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December 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
They could just, like, pay for surveillance cameras at Waffle House.
Autocarrot hates you, personally.*
* That's true for all 8 billion humans, for what it's worth.
* That's true for all 8 billion humans, for what it's worth.
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Autocarrot hates you, personally.*
* That's true for all 8 billion humans, for what it's worth.
* That's true for all 8 billion humans, for what it's worth.
I suspect that there's a lot of "prepare to move these lower level staff out" work going on behind the scenes, before each big public-facing replacement. Like Francis, the last thing Leo wants is chaos. Preventing Dolan's underlings from sabotaging Hicks is a must.
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I suspect that there's a lot of "prepare to move these lower level staff out" work going on behind the scenes, before each big public-facing replacement. Like Francis, the last thing Leo wants is chaos. Preventing Dolan's underlings from sabotaging Hicks is a must.
I assume every word out of his mouth is a lie, including "and" and "the".
a man with gray hair and the words " are you a rotton liar " on the bottom
Alt: Miracle Max (Billy Crystal) asks, "Are you a rotton liar!" From The Princess Bride.
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I assume every word out of his mouth is a lie, including "and" and "the".
Likewise.
I only had an @aol address because I had a client with one.
I only had an @aol address because I had a client with one.
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Likewise.
I only had an @aol address because I had a client with one.
I only had an @aol address because I had a client with one.