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Chris Jasko

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I write. I doodle. I colorblind. Opinions are mine, so keep your hands off. Fight me on the Crew BigSoccer forum, coward. My brain is broken — https://clanoftheduck.neocities.org

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Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Aug 12

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CARIBOU - You Can Do It

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Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · 17d

Maybe the Bengals should just punt whenever they get the ball?

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · 18d

Oh no, @mjdonnelly.bsky.social, we got old.

An ancient photograph shows four fresh-faced teens seated at a table as they pose for the camera. They don't believe time will come for them, but it will. HARD.

One child pretends to be asleep as he flips off the camera. He is not as cool as he thinks he is.

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Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Sep 4

The shopping cart boss in Silksong is crazy. Any tips?

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Sep 4

ope

steam no work me want silksong give me now

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Aug 25

Chugged a Celsius and scarfed down two bowls of cheese puffs and now I feel like shit. What the hell, man?

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Aug 12

CARIBOU - You Can Do It

YouTube video by Caribou

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Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Aug 7

Oh crap. It's almost time to start thinking about the Cincinnati Bengals way too much.

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Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Jun 22

Bah gawd! That's Speedway's music!

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1991 Speedway Convenience stores "Around the corner around the country" TV Commercial

YouTube video by ewjxn

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Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Jun 20

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Jun 11

Okay, I'll bite. What's the World Cup?

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The Nutmeg News @thenutmegnews.com · Jun 5

American Outlaws Announce Partnership With ICE To Ensure 2026 World Cup Supporters Section Is For Americans Only

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American Outlaws Announce Partnership With ICE To Ensure 2026 World Cup Supporters Section Is For Americans Only — The Nutmeg News

NEBRASKA - The United States Men’s Soccer Team (USMNT) supporters group American Outlaws announced a partnership with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to ensure that their 2026 World Cup supp...

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Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Apr 29

going dad mode (standing on front porch as big storm rolls through)

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Apr 29

Maybe a little hope.

presumptive canadian PM and conservative leader pierre poilievre smiles as he loses his seat in carleton during the 2025 election

the cbc shows poilievre trailing his liberal opponent, bruce fanjoy, by 3,793 votes

oooooh nooooo

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Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Apr 29

C'mon, Michael, not even a smidge of excitement? You know, just as a little treat while democracy collapses.

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Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Apr 17

repost the first album you bought with your own money

this is not a joke

album cover art for john tesh's 1994 compilation album "sax by the fire"
the artwork features a saxophone leaning (seductively) against a blazing fireplace

the saxophone is bathed in a lusty red (i think? i'm colorblind) light, and the flames wrap tightly around the logs in the fireplace much like two lovers entwined

the album slaps

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Mar 21

former USMNT manager Gregg "Gigi" Berhalter smiling

posted for no reason in particular

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U.S. Open Cup @opencup.ussoccer.com · Mar 6

Only really ever in the Open Cup

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Feb 21

the Canadians leave America victorious

Bret Hart Entrance (WWE 1997)

YouTube video by T-Virus Terrance

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Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Feb 20

everything bad bad not good, bake bread

a fresh loaf of sourdough bread awaits consumption on a cooling rack

a banneton, bamboo cutting board, towel, and pumpkin (for some reason) clutter the flour-dusted table in the background

some idiot didn't do a good job of brushing excess flour off the dough before baking it

he will improve

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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · Feb 19

That is a BANGER from Djordje Mihailovic, a nasty free kick whipped past Hugo Lloris and into the spiders' domain for 2-0 'Pids. #CCCFever

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Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Feb 18

quack

guillermo—a bright yellow, 3D-printed duck figuirine—rests on a faux-wood desktop

guillermo urges you to drink plenty of water

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Feb 13

I HAD LOTS OF COFFEE TODAY

a cup of freshly brewed, piping-hot coffee in a white mug with blue decorations depicting an old fashioned spice grinder, butter churn, lantern, and flowers(?) rests on a restored wood bar at salt block biscuit co

the vibes are cute

the coffee is tasty

order a cinnamon roll or a biscuit and gravy

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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · Feb 2

We have reached new levels of madness when an unelected, non senate-confirmed private citizen is overseeing an effort to overhaul or possibly end a congresionally mandated arm of our government.
This is real trouble for the separation of powers, and with it, our basic democratic institutions.

CNN @cnn.com · Feb 2

Two top security officials at the US Agency for International Development were put on administrative leave after refusing to allow officials from Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency to access systems at the agency, multiple sources familiar told CNN

Senior USAID security officials put on leave after refusing Musk’s DOGE access to agency systems | CNN Politics

Two top security officials at the US Agency for International Development were put on administrative leave Saturday night after refusing to allow officials from Elon Musk’s Department of Government Ef...

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · Jan 29

I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day

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Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · Jan 28

a mustard-colored t-shirt—designed & printed in columbus, ohio by the fine folks at supporter supply co.—warns you—NAY!—commands you to not listen to aces radio, a garbage buffalo bills podcast produced by a bunch of ignorant sluts

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