I saw Tron in 1982. I saw Tron: Legacy in 2010. I’ll probably see Tron: Ares.

I’m a fan, but is Tron a franchise you tie your new console launch to?

The Emancipation Proclamation freeing the slaves, the liberation of concentration camps in Germany, and the return of name calling without consequence! Three equal examples of true liberation in world history. #sarcasm

Wait a minute. Meta will keep fact checking outside the US? Hmm I wonder who is the reason.

I heard she may be Press Secretary.

On Twitter, they’re the good guys.

We don’t know each other, but I kid you not. The first thought I had after “are you ****ing kidding me” was about you….the “other” Matt Gertz.

I wish I had some pictures of rocks because I wanna make jokes too.

Better headline? World’s smallest vegetarian builds tiny wheelbarrow to move normal sized lettuce closer to his cheese sandwich.

Balloons just fell from my ceiling and there’s confetti all over my house. I hope that means I’m number 50,000 because my wife is pissed. She just said “our house is trashed! What the **** is a blusky?” I corrected her and said “it’s Bluesky.” She snapped back “that’s what I said!” It wasn’t.