@jasondfrye.bsky.social
TEL AVIV: Children around the world grieving this evening as it has been reported that Santa Claus was shot down by Israeli's Iron Dome as St. Nick crossed over Israeli airspace on his way to delivering gifts in Bethlehem. There were no survivors.
a cartoon drawing of santa claus riding a rocket sled
ALT: a cartoon drawing of santa claus riding a rocket sled
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2024 at 3:56 AM
TEL AVIV: Children around the world grieving this evening as it has been reported that Santa Claus was shot down by Israeli's Iron Dome as St. Nick crossed over Israeli airspace on his way to delivering gifts in Bethlehem. There were no survivors.
As seen six months from now...
#trump, @democracynow.org, @aoc.bsky.social @rbreich.bsky.social @demsocialists.bsky.social
#trump, @democracynow.org, @aoc.bsky.social @rbreich.bsky.social @demsocialists.bsky.social
December 15, 2024 at 1:00 AM
As seen six months from now...
#trump, @democracynow.org, @aoc.bsky.social @rbreich.bsky.social @demsocialists.bsky.social
#trump, @democracynow.org, @aoc.bsky.social @rbreich.bsky.social @demsocialists.bsky.social
So a bookie who made $50 million in a personal fortune by denying health insurance coverage claims was shot and killed today in Manhattan before speaking to the gamblers who employed him to exact cruelty for their hefty payday? Fortunately for him, had he survived he wasn’t one of his own customers.
December 5, 2024 at 10:16 AM
So a bookie who made $50 million in a personal fortune by denying health insurance coverage claims was shot and killed today in Manhattan before speaking to the gamblers who employed him to exact cruelty for their hefty payday? Fortunately for him, had he survived he wasn’t one of his own customers.
Whoever wrote: seek and ye shall find has obviously never been to a Ralph’s.
December 5, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Whoever wrote: seek and ye shall find has obviously never been to a Ralph’s.
#Christians miss the point of the story. When you don’t have legal #abortion or adequate #healthcare, you wind up with teenagers having babies in a garage.
Did Mary ever wind up going to college? No. Her kid started running a gang, doing acts of animal cruelty, & living a brief life of crime.
Did Mary ever wind up going to college? No. Her kid started running a gang, doing acts of animal cruelty, & living a brief life of crime.
a painting of the virgin mary with the year 2001 on the bottom right
ALT: a painting of the virgin mary with the year 2001 on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2024 at 9:12 PM
#Christians miss the point of the story. When you don’t have legal #abortion or adequate #healthcare, you wind up with teenagers having babies in a garage.
Did Mary ever wind up going to college? No. Her kid started running a gang, doing acts of animal cruelty, & living a brief life of crime.
Did Mary ever wind up going to college? No. Her kid started running a gang, doing acts of animal cruelty, & living a brief life of crime.
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With a Swedish church unveiling an AI Jesus for which one can confess their sins, I have a police sketch of this digital Christ:
November 24, 2024 at 9:31 PM
With a Swedish church unveiling an AI Jesus for which one can confess their sins, I have a police sketch of this digital Christ:
Let’s start a new program where we send empty #Gatorade bottles to Rep. Nancy Mace and her co-conspirators/sponsors for HR 1579.
If these bottles are good enough for #Amazon drivers, they are good enough for media-starved narcissists.
@teammcbride.bsky.social
www.billtrack50.com/billdetail/1...
If these bottles are good enough for #Amazon drivers, they are good enough for media-starved narcissists.
@teammcbride.bsky.social
www.billtrack50.com/billdetail/1...
November 24, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Let’s start a new program where we send empty #Gatorade bottles to Rep. Nancy Mace and her co-conspirators/sponsors for HR 1579.
If these bottles are good enough for #Amazon drivers, they are good enough for media-starved narcissists.
@teammcbride.bsky.social
www.billtrack50.com/billdetail/1...
If these bottles are good enough for #Amazon drivers, they are good enough for media-starved narcissists.
@teammcbride.bsky.social
www.billtrack50.com/billdetail/1...
@bsky.app, I know that you are new, but when are you going to publicly buy a politician and flout the apparently now defunct Pendleton Civil Service Act of 1883–Ironic that a law that was made when one president was shot in order to achieve a merit-based federal workforce is being undone by another.
November 24, 2024 at 10:30 AM
@bsky.app, I know that you are new, but when are you going to publicly buy a politician and flout the apparently now defunct Pendleton Civil Service Act of 1883–Ironic that a law that was made when one president was shot in order to achieve a merit-based federal workforce is being undone by another.
Shame this sale cannot proceed as planned. But perhaps truth masquerading as satire (@theonion.com) cannot exist in the same place as satire masquerading as truth (apocalypse prepper outlet mall and sanitarium).
#alexjones #sandyhook @sandyhookpromise.bsky.social
#alexjones #sandyhook @sandyhookpromise.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Shame this sale cannot proceed as planned. But perhaps truth masquerading as satire (@theonion.com) cannot exist in the same place as satire masquerading as truth (apocalypse prepper outlet mall and sanitarium).
#alexjones #sandyhook @sandyhookpromise.bsky.social
#alexjones #sandyhook @sandyhookpromise.bsky.social
About a century ago, Will Rogers had told us that “I do not belong to any organized political party…”
That used to be funny…
That used to be funny…
November 24, 2024 at 10:19 AM
About a century ago, Will Rogers had told us that “I do not belong to any organized political party…”
That used to be funny…
That used to be funny…