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jasongarner.swifties.social
Jason
@jasongarner.swifties.social
I wasn't good at Twitter and I'm not gonna be good at this, either
Mostly I feel smug that I know the the loving caress of grass
January 6, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Which one made SpottieOttieDopaliscious because that's your answer
January 6, 2026 at 12:59 AM
1.6K people (and counting) are perceiving you, how does that feel
January 5, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I wonder if he's reached the point where he dribbles piss on himself constantly and it hurts every time
January 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
This looks like something you'd see in Pigeon Forge
January 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
This interaction has to be in Jay's pitch deck for potential investors. It is Bluesky itself, distilled into its purest form.
December 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What a joy dropping a sandwich in a car no one's crashed
December 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Thanks for this. I genuinely had no idea where in the week I was.
December 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM