Jason
@jasongarner.swifties.social
I wasn't good at Twitter and I'm not gonna be good at this, either
In-law’s thermostat update: 78 degrees, which might as well be in Celsius with how stifling it is in here
December 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
In-law’s thermostat update: 78 degrees, which might as well be in Celsius with how stifling it is in here
Be careful out there. We didn't leave milk and cookies out for Santa and the dryer died this morning
December 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Be careful out there. We didn't leave milk and cookies out for Santa and the dryer died this morning
TCM: spends Christmas Eve showing a curated playlist of feel-good holiday classics
Criterion 24/7: *injects pure crank directly into its eyeball and hits Play*
Criterion 24/7: *injects pure crank directly into its eyeball and hits Play*
Now playing (05:15 PM PST):
"Winter Kills" (1979)
By William Richert
Runtime: 97 min.
"Winter Kills" (1979)
By William Richert
Runtime: 97 min.
December 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
TCM: spends Christmas Eve showing a curated playlist of feel-good holiday classics
Criterion 24/7: *injects pure crank directly into its eyeball and hits Play*
Criterion 24/7: *injects pure crank directly into its eyeball and hits Play*
The wood in the firepit might be a touch dry
December 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The wood in the firepit might be a touch dry
Prime ribbed too close to the sun and now I kind of want to die
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Prime ribbed too close to the sun and now I kind of want to die
Surprising no one in this house, the Marjorie episode had me sobbing into my coffee
December 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Surprising no one in this house, the Marjorie episode had me sobbing into my coffee
It features God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, so One Battle After Another is a Christmas movie
December 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It features God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, so One Battle After Another is a Christmas movie
Can A&M get another game scheduled? I want to see them lose again.
December 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Can A&M get another game scheduled? I want to see them lose again.
I remember when this was a couch and not a dog nest
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I remember when this was a couch and not a dog nest
Today's my last day at work for the rest of the year, if you were wondering why it is somehow fifty-six hours long
December 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Today's my last day at work for the rest of the year, if you were wondering why it is somehow fifty-six hours long
Watching Megadoc on @criterionchannl.bsky.social and it occurs to me that if Coppola had dropped Shia LeBeouf off the top of a building, no one would have testified against him
December 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Watching Megadoc on @criterionchannl.bsky.social and it occurs to me that if Coppola had dropped Shia LeBeouf off the top of a building, no one would have testified against him
Marty Robbins just sang about a man with a big iron on his hip, give Fallout S2 every single award already
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Marty Robbins just sang about a man with a big iron on his hip, give Fallout S2 every single award already
Heart damn STOPPED when I saw Mick Foley was trending
But he's still alive and still GOATed
But he's still alive and still GOATed
December 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Heart damn STOPPED when I saw Mick Foley was trending
But he's still alive and still GOATed
But he's still alive and still GOATed
Did Clark Lea just say "Diego Pavia" and "humility" in the same sentence
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Did Clark Lea just say "Diego Pavia" and "humility" in the same sentence
I will not be jingling all the way this year because it seems like an ostentatious show of wealth. Two-thirds of the way is plenty.
December 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I will not be jingling all the way this year because it seems like an ostentatious show of wealth. Two-thirds of the way is plenty.
Two episodes of the tour doc, a proshoot of the updated concert setlist, and two sneaky RepTV tracks uploaded to Apple Music. Truly no weapon formed against me today can prosper
December 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Two episodes of the tour doc, a proshoot of the updated concert setlist, and two sneaky RepTV tracks uploaded to Apple Music. Truly no weapon formed against me today can prosper
Darth Maul did the right thing
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Darth Maul did the right thing
Why have we burdened America's local news meteorologists with reporting on traffic conditions?
December 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Why have we burdened America's local news meteorologists with reporting on traffic conditions?
Treating the Lego Enterprise set like an advent calendar by finishing one bag each day. There's 30 bags so I can spend NYE chasing the Romulans (my dogs) all over the galaxy (my house) while ignoring orders to stop from Starfleet (my wife)
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Treating the Lego Enterprise set like an advent calendar by finishing one bag each day. There's 30 bags so I can spend NYE chasing the Romulans (my dogs) all over the galaxy (my house) while ignoring orders to stop from Starfleet (my wife)
What the actual hell is this Eagles-Chargers game
I'm watching the Monsters Funday version so I am even more confused
I'm watching the Monsters Funday version so I am even more confused
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What the actual hell is this Eagles-Chargers game
I'm watching the Monsters Funday version so I am even more confused
I'm watching the Monsters Funday version so I am even more confused
I'm not happy about Bama making it into the CFP but if it was at the expense of Notre Dame that is extremely funny and I will take it
But I really wanted Bama to play in a bowl game I could easily travel to
But I really wanted Bama to play in a bowl game I could easily travel to
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'm not happy about Bama making it into the CFP but if it was at the expense of Notre Dame that is extremely funny and I will take it
But I really wanted Bama to play in a bowl game I could easily travel to
But I really wanted Bama to play in a bowl game I could easily travel to
If Lando Norris had not won't the championship today we might have seen a crashout worthy of Florida Man
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If Lando Norris had not won't the championship today we might have seen a crashout worthy of Florida Man
Hand Indiana the natty already
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Hand Indiana the natty already
Alabama doesn't belong in the playoffs and neither does anyone else that isn't OSU or Indiana. A 12-team field is an abomination before the Lord
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Alabama doesn't belong in the playoffs and neither does anyone else that isn't OSU or Indiana. A 12-team field is an abomination before the Lord