Jason Hazeley
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Good news. You can buy stairs on eBay. And the postage is FREE.
An eBay advert for Bespoke Staircases, for £1,025.66 with free postage.
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I’ve never got on with him singing his songs. Don’t know about cover versions...
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For the first time in my life, this morning I heard a Bob Dylan song I *actually liked*. It wasn’t Bob Dylan. It was John Prine. The search continues.
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I know statistics are poorly understood and are misused. But facts matter

Between the 1991, 2001, 2011 and 2021 Census *every* ethnic group in the UK has become *less* geographically segregated and *all* groups, majority and minorities, are more likely to interact with people not like them
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All subtitles should aspire to this sort of greatness.
A book's half title page, reading 'Odd and Unusual England: An Illustrated History of Curious Things'.
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And the Flying Circus scripts… @neilgibbons.bsky.social — anything to add?
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Oh WELL done. Quite right. xxx
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All the others are busy doing their actual fucking jobs
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Is Katharine Birbalsingh the only teacher in the uk available for media comment because...I seem to hear from no one else in the media.
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Enjoyed doing this. There’s nothing like being surrounded by people who are WAY cleverer than you.
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Starmer vs. Farage 🥊

In Starmer's recent speech he went hard against Farage, but has he done enough to show he's in control? @seththevoz.bsky.social is joined by @jasonhazeley.bsky.social, @jonnelledge.bsky.social & @hannahfearn.bsky.social to discuss 👉 linktr.ee/ohgodwhatnow...
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Did the shower head a while back: white vinegar and a cocktail stick. #shredthatmuthafucka
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Did the kettle at the weekend #thuglife
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Douglas Barrowman and Michelle Mone's company, PPE Medpro, has just been ordered to refund the Government £122m from a PPE contract.

There are two very odd things about PPE Medpro that may affect the odds of the Government ever getting that £122m...

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This is fucking GREAT.
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"The wallpaper was busier maybe, the world was browner, but essentially it was the same world, where telephones were answered with a string of digits and time flowed begrudgingly forwards like gravy."

I wrote about my favourite sitcom of all time.

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There’s an absolutely beautiful performance of it by the United States Army Field Band on YT, if you fancy three minutes of Sousaphonia.
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It’s a word I associate solely with the Mr Men books.
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Nick Drake delivered the lyrics to the designer of the Five Leaves Left sleeve long before the album was finished — and this verse of ‘River Man’ went unrecorded.
Lyric:

Betty fell behind awhile,
Said she hadn't time to smile, 
Or die in style, 
But still she tries,
Said her time was growing short, 
Hadn't done the things she ought 
Where teacher taught 
And father flies.
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Here you go...
Probably the last time David drew Mr Benn.
It's a treasured souvenir.
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A whopping thrill to get to dive under the bonnet of this strange, brilliant book again.
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New episode up now. All the Devils Are Here by David Seabrook: part 2, with guest Jason Hazeley in conversation with Andy Miller, Una McCormack and Nicky Birch. @jasonhazeley.bsky.social @unamccormack.bsky.social @iammilliam.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/6ZlW...
All The Devils Are Here by David Seabrook part 2
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I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.
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Exclusive: OpenAI is planning to release a new version of its Sora video generator, which creates videos featuring copyrighted material unless copyright holders opt out of having their work appear.
OpenAI’s New Sora Video Generator to Require Copyright Holders to Opt Out
Executives at the startup notified talent agencies and studios over the last week.
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There’s an antiques emporium in Norwich of such unfathomable strangeness every visit produces fresh gasps of bewilderment and terror. Recent finds:

1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)
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I *really* want the surveillance bit to be true. And a set piece in a Pakula film.