not tobias bluth
jasonplante.com
not tobias bluth
@jasonplante.com
Somewhere in ruralish NC

#RaiseUp // #ForTheCrown // #GoPats

Enterprise engineer / consultant for your least favorite tech conglomerate. Opinions my own, memes probably stolen.

Passion for: SQL Server, Azure, intersection of the two
So go to bed, you say?
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I feel that. We had our heat ducts removed for crawl space work… back in January / February. Would not recommend. I think I averaged three layers of clothes. Just think about how warm you’ll be when it’s all said and done!
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Honestly thought it was better than the first. Was not expecting much based on the track record of recent sequels
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
502 Bad Gateway?
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Same as it ever was
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Would settle for a GoPro stuck on one of their hats
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I felt like they’ve had media training, heck - decked out in Canes gear? I bet they’re cooking something
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Once you go suite, it’s hard to go back
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
THE PP-ING CONTINUES UNTIL THE SCORING IMPROVES

or something idk
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I remember the Netscape loading animation in the browser. The star soaring over the N.

Simpler times
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Barrel roll?
October 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
How about a buyout to retire early
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
May need y’all on D at this rate
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Blake tripped himself, obviously
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Nature is healing
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’m certainly spooped
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Tailgaters, probably
October 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Even more so on a goalie
October 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM