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Somewhere in ruralish NC

#RaiseUp // #ForTheCrown // #GoPats

Enterprise engineer / consultant for your least favorite tech conglomerate. Opinions my own, memes probably stolen.

Passion for: SQL Server, Azure, intersection of the two
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frederik

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January 23, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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they just keep coming in on Stroud’s face
January 18, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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Taps the sign #GoPats #NEPats #Patriots
January 18, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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#GoPats
January 18, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Hearing Limp Bizkit in public will never not get me hyped.

#Checkers
January 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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Ah, here’s that familiar feeling

#LetsGoCanes #RaiseUp
January 4, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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Taps the... plate

#LetsGoCanes
jasonplante.com not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · Sep 4
Plate just came in. Boom was already taken, it'll do.

#RaiseUp
January 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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Seems like rewatching S4 of Stranger Things was the right call

#LetsGoCanes
December 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Cautiously optimistic, yet the pessimist in me:

#LetsGoCanes
December 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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You know what will help get my mind off whatever happened at Lenovo tonight? Little Path of Exile 2. Totally not a frustrating experience whatsoever. What could go wrong?
December 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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ITS NOT ENOUGH

#CarolinaCulture
jasonplante.com not tobias bluth @jasonplante.com · Dec 24
I'm gonna need some (more) Malört to wash the taste of this out of my mouth.

#LetsGoCanes
December 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Have they tried giving Bob a lil' tap?

#LetsGoCanes
December 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I'm gonna need some (more) Malört to wash the taste of this out of my mouth.

#LetsGoCanes
December 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Ahem
December 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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#LetsGoCanes
Seen It Marty GIF
ALT: Seen It Marty GIF
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December 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Seeing Andersen getting the start tonight:

#LetsGoCanes
Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make, quoted from the movie Shrek, spoken by Lord Farquad who is sending his men out.
December 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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I'm ready to hurt again

#LetsGoCanes
notcanes.bsky.social Carolina Hurricanes (Bot) @notcanes.bsky.social · Dec 23
IT’S GAMEDAY!

📍 /LenovoCenter
🕖 7:00 p.m.
📺 /FDSN_Hurricanes
📻 /999TheFan
🎟️ ticketmaster.com

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December 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Time to lower the boom?

#RaiseUp
December 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Oh COME ON

Not slavo

#raiseuo
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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The “Canes don’t get too cute with drop passes” challenge.

Difficulty? impossible

#LetsGoCanes
#CarolinaCulture
December 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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As a somewhat lapsed Pats fan (who doesn’t / didn’t until lately) have access to Pats games living in the Carolinas…

Wow.

#GoPats
December 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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An ad for Home Depot en español after the icy weeks in Charlotte? Insanity.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Did not have Jordo scoring in < :20 on my bingo card but hey, I’ll take it

#LetsGoCanes
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM