I would gladly abandon progress and become a fundamentalist and stand outside of one of these clinics with an “embryo selection is mass murder” protest sign every day if a tech bro ever opened a retail eugenics store like this.

I left my last employer in disgust because they were so hamstrung by only doing things that were A/B testable that they were reduced to moving buttons around on a page and increasing the use of dark patterns to make the experience worse for users but have ‘higher engagement.’

You know my partner?

Windows is your son

Is it chilly outside? Would it be delightful to eat?

I get two different kinds of angry depending on if they have a helmet on or not

They don’t have carts I gotta set my shit down on the counter and do a second trip when I get up there

I wrote in his name for Prop 50

Sounds to me like "I use a gas-powered chainsaw to slice my bread"

Like...I guess it works, but are you sure there are no safer and less environmentally damaging tools to do that?

What can we do to seal the deal?

“Now when you inevitably fail to yield 1000x ROI on your salaries we can fire you for cause, as they are now individual failures.”

What nationality are you most days?

One result when I try the search myself, which is neat!

Hey mark you should play slay the spire