jason vertucio
@jasonvertucio.com
I like video games and flashy movies
I've been an adult for my whole life minus like 25 years (give or take). I shouldn't need to make "Aaaaaah" sounds when I gargle.
October 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I've been an adult for my whole life minus like 25 years (give or take). I shouldn't need to make "Aaaaaah" sounds when I gargle.
Reposted by jason vertucio
A weird thing about being autistic and not very in touch with your emotions is that you often don't realise you like someone and are starting to think of them as a friend until you get a weird urge to bite them.
October 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
A weird thing about being autistic and not very in touch with your emotions is that you often don't realise you like someone and are starting to think of them as a friend until you get a weird urge to bite them.
Where my people at?
September 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Where my people at?
Yes! Make them pay!
I am all for consumer rights. If a company makes a mistake, they should resolve it as quickly as possible. They should not receive the people they provide a service to, and they should not make it so hard to freaking cancel!
www.ftc.gov/news-events/...
I am all for consumer rights. If a company makes a mistake, they should resolve it as quickly as possible. They should not receive the people they provide a service to, and they should not make it so hard to freaking cancel!
www.ftc.gov/news-events/...
FTC Takes Action Against Amazon for Enrolling Consumers in Amazon Prime Without Consent and Sabotaging Their Attempts to Cancel
The Federal Trade Commission is taking action against Amazon.com, Inc.
www.ftc.gov
September 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Yes! Make them pay!
I am all for consumer rights. If a company makes a mistake, they should resolve it as quickly as possible. They should not receive the people they provide a service to, and they should not make it so hard to freaking cancel!
www.ftc.gov/news-events/...
I am all for consumer rights. If a company makes a mistake, they should resolve it as quickly as possible. They should not receive the people they provide a service to, and they should not make it so hard to freaking cancel!
www.ftc.gov/news-events/...
So I was just sitting here, eating my Aldi risotto, and I suddenly thought,
If I have Autism already, does that mean it's okay to take Tylenol?
If I have Autism already, does that mean it's okay to take Tylenol?
September 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
So I was just sitting here, eating my Aldi risotto, and I suddenly thought,
If I have Autism already, does that mean it's okay to take Tylenol?
If I have Autism already, does that mean it's okay to take Tylenol?
I'm jamming to the hold music I'm listening to, which is also some background music from This American Life.
June 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I'm jamming to the hold music I'm listening to, which is also some background music from This American Life.
No, no, no! All it said was, Introducing Billie Piper!
May 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
No, no, no! All it said was, Introducing Billie Piper!
Sometimes I wonder if people with the same last name as me are related to me. Like this guy. www.501csw.usafe.af.mil/News/Photos/...
www.501csw.usafe.af.mil
May 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Sometimes I wonder if people with the same last name as me are related to me. Like this guy. www.501csw.usafe.af.mil/News/Photos/...
Also, it's nice to see the Fugitive Doctor every once in a while, and I really wish she'd get her own spinoff series. Like, now.
May 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Also, it's nice to see the Fugitive Doctor every once in a while, and I really wish she'd get her own spinoff series. Like, now.
I mean, I know all of the Doctors are pretty good looking since 10, but this Doctor is pretty all right!!!
(And I know 5 and maybe 3 and 8 were also easy on the eyes, but my favourites by looks are 13-15, and yes 14 not 10 because reasons)
(And I know 5 and maybe 3 and 8 were also easy on the eyes, but my favourites by looks are 13-15, and yes 14 not 10 because reasons)
May 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I mean, I know all of the Doctors are pretty good looking since 10, but this Doctor is pretty all right!!!
(And I know 5 and maybe 3 and 8 were also easy on the eyes, but my favourites by looks are 13-15, and yes 14 not 10 because reasons)
(And I know 5 and maybe 3 and 8 were also easy on the eyes, but my favourites by looks are 13-15, and yes 14 not 10 because reasons)
All I want is a 10-round MP5 magazine that isn't made by ETS, is that so hard?!
May 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
All I want is a 10-round MP5 magazine that isn't made by ETS, is that so hard?!
Oh is THAT what rawdogging is!
CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
May 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh is THAT what rawdogging is!
Q: A pickle pizza? What the heck is that??
A: Delicious! A pickle pizza is delicious!
A: Delicious! A pickle pizza is delicious!
May 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Q: A pickle pizza? What the heck is that??
A: Delicious! A pickle pizza is delicious!
A: Delicious! A pickle pizza is delicious!
Dear everyone who voted for Trump,
Are you okay paying for all this through your taxes? Imand if so, can ... can you just pay, not me? I kinda wanted my money to go towards environmental initiatives.
Love,
J
Are you okay paying for all this through your taxes? Imand if so, can ... can you just pay, not me? I kinda wanted my money to go towards environmental initiatives.
Love,
J
May 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Dear everyone who voted for Trump,
Are you okay paying for all this through your taxes? Imand if so, can ... can you just pay, not me? I kinda wanted my money to go towards environmental initiatives.
Love,
J
Are you okay paying for all this through your taxes? Imand if so, can ... can you just pay, not me? I kinda wanted my money to go towards environmental initiatives.
Love,
J
I just found out Bluesky went down yesterday! I guess I better start working on my own uhh network node or whatever you call it!
April 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I just found out Bluesky went down yesterday! I guess I better start working on my own uhh network node or whatever you call it!
Wait a minute, I share a birthday with DAVID TENNANT, VANESSA KIRBY, **AND** HAYLEY MILLS?????
April 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Wait a minute, I share a birthday with DAVID TENNANT, VANESSA KIRBY, **AND** HAYLEY MILLS?????
This man is such a narcissist that he has to tell such an unbelievable story about how long it takes to get his hair washed in the shower. He has a much better example in his third wife, Melania. Like, seriously dude? We all know you wear a toupee!
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Donald Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again'
The US president says he wants to "take care of my beautiful hair" as he eases water flow rules.
www.bbc.com
April 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This man is such a narcissist that he has to tell such an unbelievable story about how long it takes to get his hair washed in the shower. He has a much better example in his third wife, Melania. Like, seriously dude? We all know you wear a toupee!
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
For those out there who need to hear something like this—or, rather, read.
I'm Married But Never Wanted To Have Sex. A Single Word From My Therapist Changed Everything.
"It was like she had unlocked the door to a word I didn’t even realize I knew but that I had been waiting to hear my entire life."
www.huffpost.com
April 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
For those out there who need to hear something like this—or, rather, read.
TRUMP HAS GONE TOO FAR
It would be funny if the Switch 2 simply isn't available in the USA.
Want a Switch 2? Move to a better country or force regime change in the USA.
Want a Switch 2? Move to a better country or force regime change in the USA.
Nintendo pulls Switch 2 pre-orders in US over Trump tariffs
It unveiled the console on Wednesday just hours before the president announced a wave of global tariffs.
www.bbc.com
April 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
TRUMP HAS GONE TOO FAR
April 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
A friend of mine recently passed away, and you know what? No, I'm not okay.
March 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
A friend of mine recently passed away, and you know what? No, I'm not okay.
Wait Sabrina is from Quakertown???
February 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Wait Sabrina is from Quakertown???
This is how I see without my glasses. So it's weird to be seeing this with my glasses on while I'm watching a video on my phone.
What Is Astigmatism REALLY Doing To Your Eyes?
YouTube video by Doctor Eye Health
youtu.be
February 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This is how I see without my glasses. So it's weird to be seeing this with my glasses on while I'm watching a video on my phone.
Satre, Sartre, bo Bartre
Banana fana fo Fartre
Me my mo Martre
Sartre
Come on everybody!
I say now! Let's play a game
I bet’cha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name!
Banana fana fo Fartre
Me my mo Martre
Sartre
Come on everybody!
I say now! Let's play a game
I bet’cha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name!
February 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Satre, Sartre, bo Bartre
Banana fana fo Fartre
Me my mo Martre
Sartre
Come on everybody!
I say now! Let's play a game
I bet’cha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name!
Banana fana fo Fartre
Me my mo Martre
Sartre
Come on everybody!
I say now! Let's play a game
I bet’cha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name!