jason vertucio
@jasonvertucio.com
I like video games and flashy movies
Where my people at?
September 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Where my people at?
Q: A pickle pizza? What the heck is that??
A: Delicious! A pickle pizza is delicious!
A: Delicious! A pickle pizza is delicious!
May 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Q: A pickle pizza? What the heck is that??
A: Delicious! A pickle pizza is delicious!
A: Delicious! A pickle pizza is delicious!
Dear everyone who voted for Trump,
Are you okay paying for all this through your taxes? Imand if so, can ... can you just pay, not me? I kinda wanted my money to go towards environmental initiatives.
Love,
J
Are you okay paying for all this through your taxes? Imand if so, can ... can you just pay, not me? I kinda wanted my money to go towards environmental initiatives.
Love,
J
May 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Dear everyone who voted for Trump,
Are you okay paying for all this through your taxes? Imand if so, can ... can you just pay, not me? I kinda wanted my money to go towards environmental initiatives.
Love,
J
Are you okay paying for all this through your taxes? Imand if so, can ... can you just pay, not me? I kinda wanted my money to go towards environmental initiatives.
Love,
J
April 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I think AI is hallucinating.
February 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I think AI is hallucinating.
No but as long as my ADHD doesn't kick in I could always
February 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
No but as long as my ADHD doesn't kick in I could always
In case no one has advised you yet, it only takes like 5 (or like 20 if this is your first time) minutes.
And it only takes 5 because these bureaus are always like HEY GIVE US YOUR MONEY SO WE CAN PROTECT YOU and thanks I already have some friends of friends who force me to pay them so I don't nee…
And it only takes 5 because these bureaus are always like HEY GIVE US YOUR MONEY SO WE CAN PROTECT YOU and thanks I already have some friends of friends who force me to pay them so I don't nee…
February 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
In case no one has advised you yet, it only takes like 5 (or like 20 if this is your first time) minutes.
And it only takes 5 because these bureaus are always like HEY GIVE US YOUR MONEY SO WE CAN PROTECT YOU and thanks I already have some friends of friends who force me to pay them so I don't nee…
And it only takes 5 because these bureaus are always like HEY GIVE US YOUR MONEY SO WE CAN PROTECT YOU and thanks I already have some friends of friends who force me to pay them so I don't nee…
Am I being extra when I leave an Amazon review that looks like this?
February 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Am I being extra when I leave an Amazon review that looks like this?
I'm playing Street Fighter 6 in World Tour mode on my computer. I did my best to make my avatar look like she's from about twenty years ago with what I could buy so far
February 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I'm playing Street Fighter 6 in World Tour mode on my computer. I did my best to make my avatar look like she's from about twenty years ago with what I could buy so far
No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favorite sci-fi franchise.
February 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favorite sci-fi franchise.
Nowadays he'd be, like, in an elevator and be forced to say something like,
February 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Nowadays he'd be, like, in an elevator and be forced to say something like,
Man, remember when Superman was actually right when he said flying is the safest way to travel?
I miss those days.
I miss those days.
February 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Man, remember when Superman was actually right when he said flying is the safest way to travel?
I miss those days.
I miss those days.
I'm probably being elitist or something but WHAT KIND OF GAMING PC IS THAT?!? where's the 3080? Where's the terabytes needed for Windows + gaming? Where's the hall effect keyboard?!
January 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I'm probably being elitist or something but WHAT KIND OF GAMING PC IS THAT?!? where's the 3080? Where's the terabytes needed for Windows + gaming? Where's the hall effect keyboard?!
This is the face of a man who really wants to know what the hell is going on here.
November 16, 2023 at 8:38 PM
This is the face of a man who really wants to know what the hell is going on here.
On This Day
11 years ago
11 years ago
October 30, 2023 at 10:09 AM
On This Day
11 years ago
11 years ago
I would love to know how he thinks this is even comfortable
October 8, 2023 at 10:14 PM
I would love to know how he thinks this is even comfortable
This is what I get for posting a popular video :/
October 5, 2023 at 8:48 PM
This is what I get for posting a popular video :/
Lol Amazon need a quick lesson on transformers vs Transformers
September 11, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Lol Amazon need a quick lesson on transformers vs Transformers
That is not our cat
September 4, 2023 at 12:21 PM
That is not our cat
I know if I ever develop a Linux, I've got the name
September 2, 2023 at 7:22 PM
I know if I ever develop a Linux, I've got the name
Dear Amazon,
What exactly is your definition of "fit"? Cos we as a planet cannot afford to be wasteful, and not understanding a simple noun ... sorry gerund ... Wait where was I?
Oh right. Well, Amazon, you're being problematic..l
What exactly is your definition of "fit"? Cos we as a planet cannot afford to be wasteful, and not understanding a simple noun ... sorry gerund ... Wait where was I?
Oh right. Well, Amazon, you're being problematic..l
September 1, 2023 at 1:37 AM
Dear Amazon,
What exactly is your definition of "fit"? Cos we as a planet cannot afford to be wasteful, and not understanding a simple noun ... sorry gerund ... Wait where was I?
Oh right. Well, Amazon, you're being problematic..l
What exactly is your definition of "fit"? Cos we as a planet cannot afford to be wasteful, and not understanding a simple noun ... sorry gerund ... Wait where was I?
Oh right. Well, Amazon, you're being problematic..l
I dunno if I trust it
August 31, 2023 at 10:40 PM
I dunno if I trust it