Jason Whorehees 🔞
jasonwhorehees.bsky.social
Jason Whorehees 🔞
@jasonwhorehees.bsky.social
NSFW BLOG
Jason
He/him 🏳️‍⚧️ 23, in a relationship
Not actually a slasher murderer
#nsfw

Wine drunk. Sex. Pizza.

In that order.
March 7, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Missionary is the goat and I will die on this hill
January 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I jus love being my gfs cum hole 🥰 it's the best
January 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Nothing quite like helping u cum than ur cat throwing up right when me and my gf are about to cum. 2 separate times.
December 29, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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Her turn! I made her cum 3x today
December 12, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Now I'm eating bread
December 9, 2024 at 9:27 AM
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Smoked some weed and instantly got horny
December 9, 2024 at 9:01 AM
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Everything is jus slowly pooling out of me rn jesus
December 7, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Sorry I forgot I wasn't on my main but MY POINT STILL STANDS
December 6, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Gah, the thing that kills me in We3 is when we1 is bowing his head and is like "bad dog... bad dog..." GAHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭 UR A GOOD DOGGIE WE1 😭😭😭😭
December 6, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Reposted by Jason Whorehees 🔞
December 3, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Ok well my gf ran out to get bath salts for aches and I was super grateful for that but then she came back with the salt and SANDWICHES and

I cried
November 21, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Nah yall my gf *has* the endurance im not joking

#nsfw
November 21, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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Me: gah, you fucked me like you hated me

Gf: *leans ovr me, in a soft voice,* I fucked you like I loved you~ 💖
November 21, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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When she shoves my face into the couch facing the TV telling me to keep watching the show but she's fucking me so deep and shallow and she's really hitting my sweet spot very nicely and my eyes are rolling to the back of my head and I don't remember the last bit of the episode
November 20, 2024 at 7:28 AM
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*after my gf pounds my bussy*

Me: Thank you for ur service :]
November 9, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Cranberry juice save me
November 8, 2024 at 6:07 AM
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I hope my coworkers never ask why I go to the bathroom often. Because the answer is creampie. It's because I got creampied
November 8, 2024 at 6:03 AM
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Me: wow, my gf jus came in me. Awesome. I definitely won't get a uti later from this

Me: (later, with a uti) by talos this can't be happening
November 8, 2024 at 4:44 AM
ALSO IF U ARE A NSFW BLOG U BETTER BE TAGGING UR POST OR I WILL GET U 🎃🔪
November 8, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Wow I can't believe they let me have this name
November 8, 2024 at 4:05 AM