Jasper
@jaspernighthawk.bsky.social
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If you see them in a grocery store, why not buy some kiwifruit, quarter them, peel their hairy skin, and slurp down a few wedges of alien-green, tart-sweet flesh?
January 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
If you see them in a grocery store, why not buy some kiwifruit, quarter them, peel their hairy skin, and slurp down a few wedges of alien-green, tart-sweet flesh?
10 East and 10 West: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/03/east-and-west.html
January 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
10 East and 10 West: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/03/east-and-west.html
Zoom Zoom Revisited: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/03/zoom-zoom-revisited.html
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Zoom Zoom Revisited: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/03/zoom-zoom-revisited.html
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Puppetry and Pleasure: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/03/puppetry-and-pleasure.html
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Puppetry and Pleasure: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/03/puppetry-and-pleasure.html
Last week when I wrote about reading a Big Winter Book™ and taking lots of baths, I somehow neglected to include the reference photograph of Mason & Dixon resting upon the requisite next-to-bath hand-drying towel. I apologize for the oversight.
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Last week when I wrote about reading a Big Winter Book™ and taking lots of baths, I somehow neglected to include the reference photograph of Mason & Dixon resting upon the requisite next-to-bath hand-drying towel. I apologize for the oversight.
Lit-gooners of the world, unite!: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/03/litgooners-of-the-world-unite.html
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Lit-gooners of the world, unite!: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/03/litgooners-of-the-world-unite.html
Mussel Beach: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/03/mussel-beach.html
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Mussel Beach: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/03/mussel-beach.html
Gecs -> Brat: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/27/gecs-brat.html
December 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Gecs -> Brat: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/27/gecs-brat.html
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TEETH BEACH: The River Gave Me a Bead
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December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
this @sirosenbaum.bsky.social comic is so fuckin good, imo flaminghydra.com/teeth-beach-...
More melt report, courtesy of Leo:
The kid saw this and said, “He’s wearing a dress!”
The kid saw this and said, “He’s wearing a dress!”
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
More melt report, courtesy of Leo:
The kid saw this and said, “He’s wearing a dress!”
The kid saw this and said, “He’s wearing a dress!”
I’ve been reading the pamphlet, Radical Witchcraft: Oppression and Resistance, which I picked up a few years ago at the Museum of Witchcraft and Magic in Boscastle, Cornwall. Lots of good stuff, including this Hitler pincushion... https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/10/ive-been-reading-the-pamphlet.html
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’ve been reading the pamphlet, Radical Witchcraft: Oppression and Resistance, which I picked up a few years ago at the Museum of Witchcraft and Magic in Boscastle, Cornwall. Lots of good stuff, including this Hitler pincushion... https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/10/ive-been-reading-the-pamphlet.html
Hunger; Edging; Intellectuals: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/10/hunger-edging-intellectuals.html
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hunger; Edging; Intellectuals: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/10/hunger-edging-intellectuals.html
Less useful tip but more pleasureable: you can turn Apple Maps on your phone into a fidget spinner just by engaging streetview and looking straight up. (Sadly, Google Maps doesn’t let you whip around nearly as fast.)
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Less useful tip but more pleasureable: you can turn Apple Maps on your phone into a fidget spinner just by engaging streetview and looking straight up. (Sadly, Google Maps doesn’t let you whip around nearly as fast.)
Spam Text Opt Out Works?!: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/10/spam-text-opt-out-works.html
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Spam Text Opt Out Works?!: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/10/spam-text-opt-out-works.html
December 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
To whoever designed this institutional thermometer’s legend, I tip my cap. That butt! That snail! That crawling child!!!
December 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
To whoever designed this institutional thermometer’s legend, I tip my cap. That butt! That snail! That crawling child!!!
The Melt Report: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/the-melt-report.html
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The Melt Report: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/the-melt-report.html
An Intercepted Signal: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/an-intercepted-signal.html
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
An Intercepted Signal: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/an-intercepted-signal.html
To Avoid Having to Experience the Experience: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/to-avoid-having-to-experience.html
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
To Avoid Having to Experience the Experience: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/to-avoid-having-to-experience.html