Jasper
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Future Blooms: https://www.jasper.land/2026/02/04/future-blooms.html
February 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Future Blooms: https://www.jasper.land/2026/02/04/future-blooms.html
Someone put these posters up in San Francisco:
February 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Someone put these posters up in San Francisco:
The Pineapple Vinegar / Sauerkraut Report: https://www.jasper.land/2026/02/04/the-pineapple-vinegar-sauerkraut-report.html
February 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The Pineapple Vinegar / Sauerkraut Report: https://www.jasper.land/2026/02/04/the-pineapple-vinegar-sauerkraut-report.html
I found Hearn’s piece through Today in Tabs, where I also found a link to some free anti-ICE posters that I printed out onto vinyl sticker paper and cut out. I’m not sure exactly what I’m going to do with them.
January 27, 2026 at 8:57 AM
I found Hearn’s piece through Today in Tabs, where I also found a link to some free anti-ICE posters that I printed out onto vinyl sticker paper and cut out. I’m not sure exactly what I’m going to do with them.
When it gets real gloomy and wet, why not head for a nearby hill, right at nightfall, and indulge in some fog-bathing?
January 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
When it gets real gloomy and wet, why not head for a nearby hill, right at nightfall, and indulge in some fog-bathing?
A Good Syllabus: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/09/a-good-syllabus.html
January 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
A Good Syllabus: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/09/a-good-syllabus.html
The Housekeeper and the Professor is a great book. But man, could I love this reissue’s cover any more?
(Spotted at the surprisingly fun Barnes & Noble at the Grove.)
(Spotted at the surprisingly fun Barnes & Noble at the Grove.)
January 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
The Housekeeper and the Professor is a great book. But man, could I love this reissue’s cover any more?
(Spotted at the surprisingly fun Barnes & Noble at the Grove.)
(Spotted at the surprisingly fun Barnes & Noble at the Grove.)
Lisa on the Fires: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/09/lisa-on-the-fires.html
January 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Lisa on the Fires: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/09/lisa-on-the-fires.html
If you see them in a grocery store, why not buy some kiwifruit, quarter them, peel their hairy skin, and slurp down a few wedges of alien-green, tart-sweet flesh?
January 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
If you see them in a grocery store, why not buy some kiwifruit, quarter them, peel their hairy skin, and slurp down a few wedges of alien-green, tart-sweet flesh?
10 East and 10 West: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/03/east-and-west.html
January 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
10 East and 10 West: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/03/east-and-west.html
Puppetry and Pleasure: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/03/puppetry-and-pleasure.html
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Puppetry and Pleasure: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/03/puppetry-and-pleasure.html
Last week when I wrote about reading a Big Winter Book™ and taking lots of baths, I somehow neglected to include the reference photograph of Mason & Dixon resting upon the requisite next-to-bath hand-drying towel. I apologize for the oversight.
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Last week when I wrote about reading a Big Winter Book™ and taking lots of baths, I somehow neglected to include the reference photograph of Mason & Dixon resting upon the requisite next-to-bath hand-drying towel. I apologize for the oversight.
Mussel Beach: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/03/mussel-beach.html
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Mussel Beach: https://www.jasper.land/2026/01/03/mussel-beach.html
Gecs -> Brat: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/27/gecs-brat.html
December 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Gecs -> Brat: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/27/gecs-brat.html
More melt report, courtesy of Leo:
The kid saw this and said, “He’s wearing a dress!”
The kid saw this and said, “He’s wearing a dress!”
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
More melt report, courtesy of Leo:
The kid saw this and said, “He’s wearing a dress!”
The kid saw this and said, “He’s wearing a dress!”
I’ve been reading the pamphlet, Radical Witchcraft: Oppression and Resistance, which I picked up a few years ago at the Museum of Witchcraft and Magic in Boscastle, Cornwall. Lots of good stuff, including this Hitler pincushion... https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/10/ive-been-reading-the-pamphlet.html
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’ve been reading the pamphlet, Radical Witchcraft: Oppression and Resistance, which I picked up a few years ago at the Museum of Witchcraft and Magic in Boscastle, Cornwall. Lots of good stuff, including this Hitler pincushion... https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/10/ive-been-reading-the-pamphlet.html
Less useful tip but more pleasureable: you can turn Apple Maps on your phone into a fidget spinner just by engaging streetview and looking straight up. (Sadly, Google Maps doesn’t let you whip around nearly as fast.)
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Less useful tip but more pleasureable: you can turn Apple Maps on your phone into a fidget spinner just by engaging streetview and looking straight up. (Sadly, Google Maps doesn’t let you whip around nearly as fast.)
To whoever designed this institutional thermometer’s legend, I tip my cap. That butt! That snail! That crawling child!!!
December 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
To whoever designed this institutional thermometer’s legend, I tip my cap. That butt! That snail! That crawling child!!!
The Melt Report: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/the-melt-report.html
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The Melt Report: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/the-melt-report.html
I hope they find Mango!
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I hope they find Mango!