James Carlton
@jasta07.bsky.social
Gamedev, ADHD, Australian, Niners fan. Greyhound dad to the bestest boy in the whole world.
Sad at the state of affairs.
Sad at the state of affairs.
No my hand makes a very different motion then.
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 AM
No my hand makes a very different motion then.
I've moved my left hand towards non-existent Ctrl+Z keys many times.
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 AM
I've moved my left hand towards non-existent Ctrl+Z keys many times.
Everyone needs a Greyhound. Best thing that ever happened to me. This is Mercury.
February 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Everyone needs a Greyhound. Best thing that ever happened to me. This is Mercury.
Oh it was such a lovely movie. Just so fun.
Especially in comparison to the first D&D movie which was one of the biggest piles of dross I ever paid money for.
Especially in comparison to the first D&D movie which was one of the biggest piles of dross I ever paid money for.
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Oh it was such a lovely movie. Just so fun.
Especially in comparison to the first D&D movie which was one of the biggest piles of dross I ever paid money for.
Especially in comparison to the first D&D movie which was one of the biggest piles of dross I ever paid money for.
I prefer the Chinese dan tarts to the Portugese ones. Worth a shot.
February 4, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I prefer the Chinese dan tarts to the Portugese ones. Worth a shot.
There will be a reckoning - but I can't see it happening before the most infamous perpetrators are dead.
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 AM
There will be a reckoning - but I can't see it happening before the most infamous perpetrators are dead.
I always thought there must be a village called Withering Heights somewhere who is absolutely fuming that this Wuthering place gets all the attention. Who the fuck Wuthers anyway...
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I always thought there must be a village called Withering Heights somewhere who is absolutely fuming that this Wuthering place gets all the attention. Who the fuck Wuthers anyway...
Every now and then my dog does the most human sounding burps and it's the funniest thing ever.
Most of the time they're understated dog burps but maybe once a year - and gloriously it was this morning it's the full Barney Gumble and it makes my day.
Most of the time they're understated dog burps but maybe once a year - and gloriously it was this morning it's the full Barney Gumble and it makes my day.
January 26, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Every now and then my dog does the most human sounding burps and it's the funniest thing ever.
Most of the time they're understated dog burps but maybe once a year - and gloriously it was this morning it's the full Barney Gumble and it makes my day.
Most of the time they're understated dog burps but maybe once a year - and gloriously it was this morning it's the full Barney Gumble and it makes my day.
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I've been in the back of a ute at 80kph and just watched a kangaroo keeping pace with us a good 10m away on the side of the road and then just casually bounce its way under the back wheel to its death for no reason whatsoever. :(
They are not the smartest animals.
They are not the smartest animals.
January 22, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I've been in the back of a ute at 80kph and just watched a kangaroo keeping pace with us a good 10m away on the side of the road and then just casually bounce its way under the back wheel to its death for no reason whatsoever. :(
They are not the smartest animals.
They are not the smartest animals.
Have you got to the invisible elephant episode? (or was it an invisible gorilla, I can't remember).
I think that was when I noped out of the X-Files.
I think that was when I noped out of the X-Files.
January 20, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Have you got to the invisible elephant episode? (or was it an invisible gorilla, I can't remember).
I think that was when I noped out of the X-Files.
I think that was when I noped out of the X-Files.
Dammit Ewa this is like the final boss of mansplaining. Every guy who watches way too much YouTube and reads too much non fiction is absolutely annihilating their fingernails to not type "Akshually the bazooka was blah blah blah..."
(Myself included)
(Myself included)
January 20, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Dammit Ewa this is like the final boss of mansplaining. Every guy who watches way too much YouTube and reads too much non fiction is absolutely annihilating their fingernails to not type "Akshually the bazooka was blah blah blah..."
(Myself included)
(Myself included)
Game Situation: 10, Execution: 10, Difficulty: 11
Catch of the year.
Catch of the year.
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Game Situation: 10, Execution: 10, Difficulty: 11
Catch of the year.
Catch of the year.
Everyone in Celsius land: "Good choice..."
January 17, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Everyone in Celsius land: "Good choice..."
You're all right Tero. *sniff* 🥺
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
You're all right Tero. *sniff* 🥺