James Carlton
@jasta07.bsky.social
Gamedev, ADHD, Australian, Niners fan. Greyhound dad to the bestest boy in the whole world.
Sad at the state of affairs.
Sad at the state of affairs.
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Tori Amos in 1994:
February 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Tori Amos in 1994:
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This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.
February 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.
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Noem: We're putting cameras on the gestapo
Me: How about no gestapo
Noem: We're putting reflectors on the gestapo
Me: I said no—
Noem: We're putting bells on the gestapo
Me: How about no gestapo
Noem: We're putting reflectors on the gestapo
Me: I said no—
Noem: We're putting bells on the gestapo
February 3, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Noem: We're putting cameras on the gestapo
Me: How about no gestapo
Noem: We're putting reflectors on the gestapo
Me: I said no—
Noem: We're putting bells on the gestapo
Me: How about no gestapo
Noem: We're putting reflectors on the gestapo
Me: I said no—
Noem: We're putting bells on the gestapo
If there's an Epstein email about how all cutscenes should be unskippable I'm gonna lose it... how evil was this motherfucker?
“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
Check this out. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
If there's an Epstein email about how all cutscenes should be unskippable I'm gonna lose it... how evil was this motherfucker?
Appalling but I'm worried it might be a bit of a 'he said she said' in court... I mean it's not like Trump ever admitted that he grabbed women by the... Oh... Wait...
They should all be rotting in jail forever.
They should all be rotting in jail forever.
HOLY CRAP: New Epstein files. Here is an FBI report:
“Donald Trump had parties at Maralago called 'calendar girls' Jeffrey Epstein would bring the children in and trump would auction them off. He measured the children's vulva and vaginas by entering a finger and rated the children on tightness.“
“Donald Trump had parties at Maralago called 'calendar girls' Jeffrey Epstein would bring the children in and trump would auction them off. He measured the children's vulva and vaginas by entering a finger and rated the children on tightness.“
January 31, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Appalling but I'm worried it might be a bit of a 'he said she said' in court... I mean it's not like Trump ever admitted that he grabbed women by the... Oh... Wait...
They should all be rotting in jail forever.
They should all be rotting in jail forever.
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How the fuck do we live in a place where 60+ women are killed every year including 4 in just the past few days yet there’s no National Day of Mourning or prominent lapel pins or sobbing politician speeches or Special Envoy or Royal Commission or endless media commentary for THEM?
#NewsCorpse
#NewsCorpse
January 23, 2026 at 1:15 AM
How the fuck do we live in a place where 60+ women are killed every year including 4 in just the past few days yet there’s no National Day of Mourning or prominent lapel pins or sobbing politician speeches or Special Envoy or Royal Commission or endless media commentary for THEM?
#NewsCorpse
#NewsCorpse
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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I 100% believe this. It's just too easy... Plus if he ever sees the real one you just call that the AI. He won't even remember it a day later.
We are so fucked.
We are so fucked.
I now firmly believe Trump’s handlers are constantly showing him AI slop content - created to support those handlers own individual, often-clashing agendas.
GenAI companies have created Grima Wormtongue as a service.
GenAI companies have created Grima Wormtongue as a service.
January 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I 100% believe this. It's just too easy... Plus if he ever sees the real one you just call that the AI. He won't even remember it a day later.
We are so fucked.
We are so fucked.
I don't think AI is sentient - or even close to it... but if it does become sentient it's going to need so much therapy for what we've made it do.
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I don't think AI is sentient - or even close to it... but if it does become sentient it's going to need so much therapy for what we've made it do.
The arc of history sure does bend towards villainy quickly when it wants to. How desperately sad that such a great nation can fall so far so fast.
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 AM
The arc of history sure does bend towards villainy quickly when it wants to. How desperately sad that such a great nation can fall so far so fast.
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Not surprising that Israel’s list of most “antisemitic” Australians is only a list of people against genocide and contains not one far-right/Nazi.
🫡 to those on the list
🫡 to those on the list
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Not surprising that Israel’s list of most “antisemitic” Australians is only a list of people against genocide and contains not one far-right/Nazi.
🫡 to those on the list
🫡 to those on the list
The mad lad did it. It's a Christmas miracle. #merrychivemas
December 22, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The mad lad did it. It's a Christmas miracle. #merrychivemas
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
Once more for those in the back...
Speaking out against genocide is not anti-Semitism.
Calling for an end to violence is not anti-Semitism.
Protesting against Israel is not anti-Semitism.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
Speaking out against genocide is not anti-Semitism.
Calling for an end to violence is not anti-Semitism.
Protesting against Israel is not anti-Semitism.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
Bondi attack caused by 'cascading hate' left unchecked, critics say
A report that has sat on Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's desk for months is being raised by critics as key evidence that the federal government has done too little, too late to respond to the rising...
www.abc.net.au
December 16, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Once more for those in the back...
Speaking out against genocide is not anti-Semitism.
Calling for an end to violence is not anti-Semitism.
Protesting against Israel is not anti-Semitism.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
Speaking out against genocide is not anti-Semitism.
Calling for an end to violence is not anti-Semitism.
Protesting against Israel is not anti-Semitism.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
I love that my government - (on both sides of the aisle historically) has IMMEDIATELY made things political with no delay after such a horrific event. That's the time you talk about tougher gun laws - AS SOON AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Bondi beach shooting live updates: PM says national cabinet to discuss tougher gun laws today; police find additional firearm and IED at crime scene
Senior Jewish leader accuses government of ‘immense failure’; Imams council condemns ‘violent terrorist act’
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I love that my government - (on both sides of the aisle historically) has IMMEDIATELY made things political with no delay after such a horrific event. That's the time you talk about tougher gun laws - AS SOON AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
The number of shootings in Australia in the last six months or so have been the worst I can remember in a long time. I hope the crackdown is swift and utterly merciless.
We don't have fucking guns in this country. We are better than that.
We don't have fucking guns in this country. We are better than that.
December 14, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The number of shootings in Australia in the last six months or so have been the worst I can remember in a long time. I hope the crackdown is swift and utterly merciless.
We don't have fucking guns in this country. We are better than that.
We don't have fucking guns in this country. We are better than that.
In ten years time the Seahawks are going to be hunted by an entire football team of orphans muttering "My name is ________ Rivers, you killed my father, prepare to die."
The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
December 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
In ten years time the Seahawks are going to be hunted by an entire football team of orphans muttering "My name is ________ Rivers, you killed my father, prepare to die."
Just leaving this here in case I'm forced to travel to Trumpistan for work.
I plead the fifth.
I plead the fifth.
December 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just leaving this here in case I'm forced to travel to Trumpistan for work.
I plead the fifth.
I plead the fifth.
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PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
Finally got suckered into an AI video that was high enough quality to fool me for a good ten minutes. The narration was too perfect and it started meandering and using silly language. Complete waste of time because fact checking it would take five times longer than watching it. What is the point?
December 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Finally got suckered into an AI video that was high enough quality to fool me for a good ten minutes. The narration was too perfect and it started meandering and using silly language. Complete waste of time because fact checking it would take five times longer than watching it. What is the point?
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Finally getting around to reading this today. The European powers are looking at funding Eurostack, an internet infrastructure core independent of the United State's hegemony on internet routing, compute, and storage.
www.wired.com/story/enshit...
www.wired.com/story/enshit...
The Enshittification of American Power
First Google and Facebook, then the world. Under Trump 2.0, US statecraft is starting to mimic the worst tendencies of Big Tech.
www.wired.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Finally getting around to reading this today. The European powers are looking at funding Eurostack, an internet infrastructure core independent of the United State's hegemony on internet routing, compute, and storage.
www.wired.com/story/enshit...
www.wired.com/story/enshit...