Elf M. Sternberg
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Elf M. Sternberg
@elfsternberg.bsky.social
Husband to a gorgeous wife, father to two great kids, greying leatherfairy, infamous furry, and world-class software engineer. If you can read this, you're running code I wrote.
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So...today I read @braddelong.bsky.social's repost of John Warner's indictment of David Brooks as a career long embodiment of suckitude and that drove me back to my old blogging days to see what I had written to make that same case back in the day.

It was...a lot: (the index covers several pages)
Search Results for “david brooks” – The Inverse Square Blog
science and the public square -- by thomas levenson
inversesquare.wordpress.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...
Vince Guaraldi - earliest television recording of "Linus and Lucy"
YouTube video by Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Inc.
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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"You said it feels like there's a barrier between you two, can you build on that?"
I need to know everything about job #6 right now
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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I imagine this being spoken by Columbo to the villain
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
The leadership has shown repeatedly that it doesn't care what we want. It will take a lot of non-status quo elections to change that.
“Democrats are afraid of what they’ll find in the Epstein Files. They don’t want full accountability.”

I will burn the Democratic Party to the ground and piss on the ashes if I find out our leaders were involved in a massive child sex trafficking operation. Every Democrat I know feels the same.
February 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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my anti-ICE song broke containment on Instagram and now guys in cowboy hats are making videos about how my haircut is a sign of western moral decline

so, all in all a pretty successful week
February 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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BREAKING: in lieu of unsafe vaccines the FDA now requires all babies to snort cocaine off a toilet seat
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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30 countries use mail voting
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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I was trying to figure out the vibe I was getting from the Minneapolis pic and then it hit me (with a slipper).

Status: Badass.
February 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Pretty much the most important thing happening in the world right now.
www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-chi...
February 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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There needs to be some serious accountability for the colossal harm to life these absolute demons have caused, and will cause. Life in prison is the moderate option.
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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How does one hold the humanities hostage by giving away money when every red state public university has some insane Judeo-Christian classics and American conservative ideology center?
The Atlantic is indistinguishable from Compact.
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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Every single time a story like this is reported, we must assume that there are many many more that do not.
CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.

“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
7-Year-Old Migrant Girl Dies Of Dehydration And Shock In U.S. Border Patrol Custody
The girl's death underscores the crisis precipitated by large groups of families seeking asylum where there are inadequate facilities to detain them.
shorturl.at
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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The EPA's tailpipe emissions standard is one of the most successful regulatory programs in US history.

Tailpipe emissions cause asthma and cancer, especially in kids.

This is the NYC skyline in 1973.
January 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
This is another one of those horrifying, weird laws that FORBIDS schools to have single-occupancy bathrooms, in order to give trans students nowhere to go. Its purpose is to subject trans children to "corrective sexual violence."

www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/03/i...
Indiana Senate passes bill targeting trans students and inmates
The Indiana Senate passed a bill which Republican state Senator Liz Brown claimed is necessary to protect ‘women’ in ‘their private spaces’.
www.thepinknews.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Bill Maher: "Liberals are very exclusionary."

Hey, Bill, if so many of your friends are abusive, unwelcoming, and so rich they can treat people as disposable and interchangeable... then fuck yeah, the people who don't want to be disposed are gonna get exclusionary on your ass.
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!

Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
It's so always-been-thus that it's probably one of the most reposted Onion jabs ever:

theonion.com/college-bask...
February 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Let's face it: Bondi's real crime is being TOO OBVIOUS about it being a war of White Aristocracy vs. Imago Dei.
Even right-wing media hates Pam Bondi’s bizarre behavior at the Epstein hearings - buff.ly/blqyCkG
February 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Part of the reason the EPA is no longer tracking air pollution is because they want to hide something: for every 200 EVs in a neighborhood, life-shortening illness-causing pollution drops by 1.1%. www.thedrive.com/news/electri...
Electric Cars Are Making It Easier To Breathe: Study
As California neighborhoods increased the number of EVs, levels of pollutants dropped, according to the study.
www.thedrive.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I'm gonna live forever! www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/h...
2 to 3 Cups of Coffee a Day May Reduce Dementia Risk. But Not if It’s Decaf.
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The only "culture" these guys have is whatever they get drinking raw milk.

www.joemygod.com/2026/02/watt...
Watters: The Left Wants To Take Away Our Culture - Joe.My.God.
“I like the Super Bowl not to be an international event. I like it when we kind of all come together as Americans, especially when it feels like the NFL’s just using it as a marketing ploy to recruit ...
www.joemygod.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
An interfaith coalition has sued the Republican Administration for "favoring one faith, and one particular sect of that faith, above all others in clear violation of the United States Constitution."

I bet they'll argue "Congress didn't make a law."

www.christianpost.com/news/trumps-...
Trump's Religious Liberty Commission sued by interfaith coalition alleging bias toward Christianity
An interfaith coalition has filed a lawsuit against the Trump administration over its Religious Liberty Commission, an entity within the U S Department of Justice, it contends, is unlawfully biased
www.christianpost.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Gallup may have quit, but other people are still tallying up the numbers. Trump's approval ratings continue to tank: archive.ph/Wu0QQ#select...
archive.ph
February 12, 2026 at 8:09 PM