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Javier Garcia

@javiergarcia.bsky.social

790 followers 1.2K following 2.2K posts

I will only post useful things that a) might help people or b) make them soil themselves with laughter. That is my solemn vow.

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David Osland @davidosland.bsky.social · 1d

Scrapping stamp duty will cost £11.6bn a year. But it won't house a single one of Britain's 240,000 homeless.

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Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 20h

Yaxley Lennon calls himself one too

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 20h

I find my hugely patronising - probably projecting for those years of being consistently battered at whiff whaff?

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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 1d

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Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 1d

Dork Markets

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 1d

It'a all over his beard

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

Massive cock shows off greying merkin

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

"Massive cock parades greying merkin"

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Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

I'm thinking he's cosplaying a Poundland Republican weirdo so putting a fiver on banning abortions

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

By all accounts the video in which he complained about not see any white people in Handsworth only featured white people... He can't even nazi properly.

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

Everytime I hear stuff like "they don't integrate" I'm reminded of the uproar from certain quarters about Nadiya Hussain DARING to do a series of Christmas recipes.

Make your minds up lads.

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Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

"I can't see a single white car here" Bobby Jenrick

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Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

Despite looking like him, he's most certainly no Stan Laurel

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

There were only white people in the video where he said there were no white people in Handsworth 🤷‍♂️

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry can you ask that again?

I heard a tree falling in a nearby forest so I wasn’t paying attention

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

Sounds like he’s chosen to pick on the wrong place… Handsworth sounds ace

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

@mrjamesob.bsky.social

Two words on the mural painter's comments about Handsworth

Benjamin Zephaniah

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Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

Two words for the pathetic, slimy, corrupt toad...

Benjamin Zephaniah

Five more words for the pathetic, slimy, corrupt toad...

Born and raised in Handsworth

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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 2d

Jess Waters recycling the same guy over and over to represent “former” different enemies

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Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

Everything points to the mid-terms being cancelled as riots and disorder sweep across major cities. And it will be entirely by design from these ghouls.

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

All they ever wanted was another 14 years and they would have fixed it 😂

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 2d

Breaking: Caving to pressure regarding Bad Bunny’s planned Super Bowl halftime show, the NFL will instead invite Morgan Freeman to read aloud excerpts from the Epstein files.

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Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

Reform won't even think twice

Javier Garcia @javiergarcia.bsky.social · 2d

Wait till he sees what colour his boss is...