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JawnRando
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A person what's made of curiosity.
Have we technically entered into a Cold War with China?
April 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It's ok. American businesses may have to raise prices with the tariffs but they'll definitely reduce prices when the tariffs are withdrawn. I mean, there's no way industries would uniformly keep the elevated prices just because we'll pay them, right?
April 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“Women will be happy, healthy, confident and free. You will no longer be thinking about abortion.”

Wait! Let me reword that.

“Women will be unhappy, unhealthy, less confident and less free. And, you will be thinking about abortion because you can't even afford to feed yourself.”
April 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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james surowiecki has discovered where the completely fabricated trump tariff rate has come from for each country

"...for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us."
April 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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M.I.A. - Born Free
YouTube video by MIAVEVO
youtu.be
April 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Remember how great it was to spend 45 minutes in line at the bank? And then when you'd come out, people would throw a trashcan over your head and pull your pants down and then push you into traffic.
March 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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This is hilarious.
#Greenland
March 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Don't worry, something bigger will come along to wash the memory of this away entirely.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Private data of Trump officials in Signal scandal accessible online: report
Der Spiegel reports that in some cases it found password details for Mike Waltz, Pete Hegseth and Tulsi Gabbard via hacked data dumps and commercial providers
www.theguardian.com
March 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Not getting much attention, but the Senate GOP is about to start voting - to make sure banks can charge higher overdraft fees. Seriously.

Good time to let your Senators know what you think of that.
March 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Years ago, some older kids were in a unique position of leverage where they could tell me I looked like "sympathetic puke that shit itself in the front" and I couldn't do much about it. I wonder what they're doing now. I haven't seen them in a long time. Hopefully doing well.
March 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Pope Gregory declared that black cats bore Satan's spirit in a context where his words and works are considered infallible. So, if you believe in Satan and you're all "pish-posh, black cats", YOU'RE A FUCKING PERSON THAT BELIEVES IN SATAN LIKE HE'S A REAL THING. Get your shit together!
March 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Do you think a parent from Detroit sees another from Windsor and thinks, "it's now possible my child may be drafted to fight their child" and feels like that's a positive thing?
March 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Remember the game where you'd to say "Otter Rock Crock" 3 times then run the school hallway tearing everything off the walls and breaking all of the lights?

My cousin told me about it so I was the only one doing it at my school. Also one where you punch the teachers but I forgot the name. How fun!
March 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Who saw this coming? I am almost curious if the obscured parts of the chat had plans on attacking Canada, Panama or Greenland. Also curious if Hegseth was texting while drunk.
March 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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is there like an... open source, roll your own home voice assistant?
The Alexa feature "Do Not Send Voice Recordings" you enabled no longer available. Now everything will be sent to Amazon cloud server and it may become part of LLM training. Only Amazon knows what they are going to do with all that data.
March 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Even the Eagans can only afford one egg #severance
March 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
When I search under the name of my neighborhood, one of the results is a full nude of some guy, which is awesome if you’re somewhere with people walking immediately behind you and also not really looking for nude photos of that guy. What a great surprise!
March 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Spoiler Alert! In the Severance Season 2 Finale, Gemma will enter the Cold Harbor room, which hosts one of those stupid face slapping contests. Gemma will be slapped to death!
March 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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