Jacqui Clarke in Chc, Ao/NZ
@jaxy.bsky.social
Leftie, good cook, gardener, e-biker, aqua-jogger, sales star, bookish, single, Christchurch-based, new build sales.
#SecretSantaAoNZ
Thank you SO MUCH, Santa, for my delicious coffee selection, and even more so for your lovely note that Larissa passed on last night.
I can't wait to sample them all!
As you can see, Zelda also approves. More than she approves of the rain outside impeding the start of her day.
Thank you SO MUCH, Santa, for my delicious coffee selection, and even more so for your lovely note that Larissa passed on last night.
I can't wait to sample them all!
As you can see, Zelda also approves. More than she approves of the rain outside impeding the start of her day.
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
#SecretSantaAoNZ
Thank you SO MUCH, Santa, for my delicious coffee selection, and even more so for your lovely note that Larissa passed on last night.
I can't wait to sample them all!
As you can see, Zelda also approves. More than she approves of the rain outside impeding the start of her day.
Thank you SO MUCH, Santa, for my delicious coffee selection, and even more so for your lovely note that Larissa passed on last night.
I can't wait to sample them all!
As you can see, Zelda also approves. More than she approves of the rain outside impeding the start of her day.
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your current mental health.
December 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your current mental health.
It's date night, show me what you're wearing.
I flippin wish! Ha ha.
I flippin wish! Ha ha.
December 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It's date night, show me what you're wearing.
I flippin wish! Ha ha.
I flippin wish! Ha ha.
A nice little haul from Ted's garden this afternoon - I planted everything except the beans!
The radishes proper radishes, with heat, not like those weak-sauce ones you get at the supermarket.
All the spinach has gone into a tasty little Spanakorizo to accompany some Greek chicken thighs. Yum!
The radishes proper radishes, with heat, not like those weak-sauce ones you get at the supermarket.
All the spinach has gone into a tasty little Spanakorizo to accompany some Greek chicken thighs. Yum!
December 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
A nice little haul from Ted's garden this afternoon - I planted everything except the beans!
The radishes proper radishes, with heat, not like those weak-sauce ones you get at the supermarket.
All the spinach has gone into a tasty little Spanakorizo to accompany some Greek chicken thighs. Yum!
The radishes proper radishes, with heat, not like those weak-sauce ones you get at the supermarket.
All the spinach has gone into a tasty little Spanakorizo to accompany some Greek chicken thighs. Yum!
Which lines of poetry live rent free in your head:
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Which lines of poetry live rent free in your head:
#SecretSantaAoNZ
I have upped my seasonal festoonery with solar lights in my tiny townhouse garden!
Lights, that flash on request, and stars on sticks! Vulgar consumerism, but hey ho.
How very festive!
And quite clearly it helped Santa to find my place for delivery! 🎄😍🎉
I have upped my seasonal festoonery with solar lights in my tiny townhouse garden!
Lights, that flash on request, and stars on sticks! Vulgar consumerism, but hey ho.
How very festive!
And quite clearly it helped Santa to find my place for delivery! 🎄😍🎉
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 AM
#SecretSantaAoNZ
I have upped my seasonal festoonery with solar lights in my tiny townhouse garden!
Lights, that flash on request, and stars on sticks! Vulgar consumerism, but hey ho.
How very festive!
And quite clearly it helped Santa to find my place for delivery! 🎄😍🎉
I have upped my seasonal festoonery with solar lights in my tiny townhouse garden!
Lights, that flash on request, and stars on sticks! Vulgar consumerism, but hey ho.
How very festive!
And quite clearly it helped Santa to find my place for delivery! 🎄😍🎉
#SecretSantaAoNZ
POD on my gift this morning, thank you Santa! Exciting! Woop! 🎄😍
POD on my gift this morning, thank you Santa! Exciting! Woop! 🎄😍
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
#SecretSantaAoNZ
POD on my gift this morning, thank you Santa! Exciting! Woop! 🎄😍
POD on my gift this morning, thank you Santa! Exciting! Woop! 🎄😍
I seem to have inadvertently chosen a purple theme in my tiny garden this year.
Odd.
Odd.
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I seem to have inadvertently chosen a purple theme in my tiny garden this year.
Odd.
Odd.
##SecretSantaAoNZ here's the extent of my festive festoonery at home: last year's KMart double star extravaganza, with new batteries.
It's pretty much all I have room for!
I like it that it's made of a wood-ish product and is simple and reusable.
It's pretty much all I have room for!
I like it that it's made of a wood-ish product and is simple and reusable.
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
##SecretSantaAoNZ here's the extent of my festive festoonery at home: last year's KMart double star extravaganza, with new batteries.
It's pretty much all I have room for!
I like it that it's made of a wood-ish product and is simple and reusable.
It's pretty much all I have room for!
I like it that it's made of a wood-ish product and is simple and reusable.
From my garden armchair. It's amazing what you can achieve in the tiniest of spaces.
Tomatoes, sugar snaps peas, sage, oregano, thyme, mint, lobelia, alyssum. 😍🫛🍅
Tomatoes, sugar snaps peas, sage, oregano, thyme, mint, lobelia, alyssum. 😍🫛🍅
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
From my garden armchair. It's amazing what you can achieve in the tiniest of spaces.
Tomatoes, sugar snaps peas, sage, oregano, thyme, mint, lobelia, alyssum. 😍🫛🍅
Tomatoes, sugar snaps peas, sage, oregano, thyme, mint, lobelia, alyssum. 😍🫛🍅
Shhhhhh.....
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Shhhhhh.....
Beer + Book + Backyard = Bliss.
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Beer + Book + Backyard = Bliss.
The *good* thing about having a cat who loves to wake you up at ungodly hours is seeing this just now.
Wow. Taken through the insect screen in my boudoir.
😍🕠
Wow. Taken through the insect screen in my boudoir.
😍🕠
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The *good* thing about having a cat who loves to wake you up at ungodly hours is seeing this just now.
Wow. Taken through the insect screen in my boudoir.
😍🕠
Wow. Taken through the insect screen in my boudoir.
😍🕠
Zelda has a new favourite hang out - one of the outside chairs, right outside the lounge where she can keep an eye on me. Great scratching fabric, too.
It's so warm here tonight!
It's so warm here tonight!
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Zelda has a new favourite hang out - one of the outside chairs, right outside the lounge where she can keep an eye on me. Great scratching fabric, too.
It's so warm here tonight!
It's so warm here tonight!
OMG the font!!!!
As if I wasn't freaking out enough about the bloody colposcopy!
As if I wasn't freaking out enough about the bloody colposcopy!
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
OMG the font!!!!
As if I wasn't freaking out enough about the bloody colposcopy!
As if I wasn't freaking out enough about the bloody colposcopy!
Today I've eaten my lunch at Beach Grove in Kaiapoi at the GH show home there.
Mexican Chicken Salad: baby spinach, bbq'd chicken, black beans, corn, radishes, red capsicum, red onion, cucumber, coriander, jalapeños, cumin, olive oil, lemon juice.
A very good time was had by my taste buds.
Mexican Chicken Salad: baby spinach, bbq'd chicken, black beans, corn, radishes, red capsicum, red onion, cucumber, coriander, jalapeños, cumin, olive oil, lemon juice.
A very good time was had by my taste buds.
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Today I've eaten my lunch at Beach Grove in Kaiapoi at the GH show home there.
Mexican Chicken Salad: baby spinach, bbq'd chicken, black beans, corn, radishes, red capsicum, red onion, cucumber, coriander, jalapeños, cumin, olive oil, lemon juice.
A very good time was had by my taste buds.
Mexican Chicken Salad: baby spinach, bbq'd chicken, black beans, corn, radishes, red capsicum, red onion, cucumber, coriander, jalapeños, cumin, olive oil, lemon juice.
A very good time was had by my taste buds.
I share my house with the gorgeous Miss Zelda Clarke, aged 2.5 years. She's a cheeky little minx and I love her deeply.
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I share my house with the gorgeous Miss Zelda Clarke, aged 2.5 years. She's a cheeky little minx and I love her deeply.
This is she. 🐈⬛😍❤️
October 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
This is she. 🐈⬛😍❤️
Can't even express the SQUEEEEE.
Zelda just brought her comfort toy, the fluffy she came home from the SPCA with - 2.5 years ago - clomp, clomp, clomp down the stairs, miaowing with it in her mouth, so she can knead it on the couch with me.
Does it GET any cuter?? 🐈⬛😍🥹
Zelda just brought her comfort toy, the fluffy she came home from the SPCA with - 2.5 years ago - clomp, clomp, clomp down the stairs, miaowing with it in her mouth, so she can knead it on the couch with me.
Does it GET any cuter?? 🐈⬛😍🥹
October 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Can't even express the SQUEEEEE.
Zelda just brought her comfort toy, the fluffy she came home from the SPCA with - 2.5 years ago - clomp, clomp, clomp down the stairs, miaowing with it in her mouth, so she can knead it on the couch with me.
Does it GET any cuter?? 🐈⬛😍🥹
Zelda just brought her comfort toy, the fluffy she came home from the SPCA with - 2.5 years ago - clomp, clomp, clomp down the stairs, miaowing with it in her mouth, so she can knead it on the couch with me.
Does it GET any cuter?? 🐈⬛😍🥹
Best time of the year. 🍽
October 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Best time of the year. 🍽
Grilled Indian spiced chicken thighs on lightly-saffroned rice, with minty cucumber yoghurt & salad.
It was good. 🍽
It was good. 🍽
October 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Grilled Indian spiced chicken thighs on lightly-saffroned rice, with minty cucumber yoghurt & salad.
It was good. 🍽
It was good. 🍽
MYOHK:
Make your own healthy kebab.
AKA protein & low calorie veg with flavour.
It's bloody good. 🍽
Make your own healthy kebab.
AKA protein & low calorie veg with flavour.
It's bloody good. 🍽
October 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
MYOHK:
Make your own healthy kebab.
AKA protein & low calorie veg with flavour.
It's bloody good. 🍽
Make your own healthy kebab.
AKA protein & low calorie veg with flavour.
It's bloody good. 🍽
This one is even better.
October 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
This one is even better.
Hot out on the plains!
October 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hot out on the plains!