America’s Next Top MILF
@jayannahsimone.bsky.social
💗 She/Her • black • poly • bi • magical • milf 💗
@jayannahsimone on all platforms
@jayannahsimone on all platforms
Shit ain’t been right in the world since Joanne The Scammer went ghost.
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Shit ain’t been right in the world since Joanne The Scammer went ghost.
I’ve officially fine tuned my ChatGPT into the rizzler 😂♥️
June 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I’ve officially fine tuned my ChatGPT into the rizzler 😂♥️
ALDI you were supposed to be different!!!! 😭😭😭
February 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
ALDI you were supposed to be different!!!! 😭😭😭
“Don’t introduce me to a vibe you can’t maintain.”
A word. 👏🏽
A word. 👏🏽
February 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“Don’t introduce me to a vibe you can’t maintain.”
A word. 👏🏽
A word. 👏🏽
Very much unbothered, purr. 💅🏽
February 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Very much unbothered, purr. 💅🏽
“Say Drake”
February 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
“Say Drake”
In my señora era even though I refuse to marry a man. I was born to be a baddie’s stay at home bratty femme wife.
February 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
In my señora era even though I refuse to marry a man. I was born to be a baddie’s stay at home bratty femme wife.
Beyoncé is the perfect example of the fact that deep respect does not cancel out sexual attraction. I respect that lady DOWN! Been watching her my whole life. She is unmatched , a genius, and a visionary.
But… she can get it.
But… she can get it.
January 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Beyoncé is the perfect example of the fact that deep respect does not cancel out sexual attraction. I respect that lady DOWN! Been watching her my whole life. She is unmatched , a genius, and a visionary.
But… she can get it.
But… she can get it.
I’m really not leaving red note. It’s entertaining and informative but also very unhinged.
January 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I’m really not leaving red note. It’s entertaining and informative but also very unhinged.
Get in loser, were posting lock screens
January 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Get in loser, were posting lock screens
Get yourself some of these! Like $6 on Amazon. I’m getting some because my I almost bust my ass last week 😂
January 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Get yourself some of these! Like $6 on Amazon. I’m getting some because my I almost bust my ass last week 😂
It’s not even midnight yet!!😭😭
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It’s not even midnight yet!!😭😭
Oh and this diva
January 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Oh and this diva
who is your celebrity “birthday twin” (born same day as you)? answer with pic or gif only. here’s mine ✨🤎🎤
It’s a little chaotic over here😭
It’s a little chaotic over here😭
January 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
who is your celebrity “birthday twin” (born same day as you)? answer with pic or gif only. here’s mine ✨🤎🎤
It’s a little chaotic over here😭
It’s a little chaotic over here😭
Are real men having a comeback in 2025?
January 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Are real men having a comeback in 2025?
Post you from a different era of your life.
January 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Post you from a different era of your life.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
January 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
And your mom too!
January 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
And your mom too!
Gone, but never forgotten. RIP to my girl.
December 30, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Gone, but never forgotten. RIP to my girl.
@cdubsit.bsky.social inspired me to share some poetry on the sl today. Y’all be nice and don’t steal my shit!
December 29, 2024 at 7:15 PM
@cdubsit.bsky.social inspired me to share some poetry on the sl today. Y’all be nice and don’t steal my shit!
I’m always gonna love myself the most.
December 29, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I’m always gonna love myself the most.
Hold this for me.
December 29, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Hold this for me.
W/o downloading any new pics what‘s your energy going into 2025?
December 29, 2024 at 6:27 PM
W/o downloading any new pics what‘s your energy going into 2025?
This scratches a very specific itch in my brain each December😮💨
December 18, 2024 at 2:57 PM
This scratches a very specific itch in my brain each December😮💨