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Shit ain’t been right in the world since Joanne The Scammer went ghost.
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Shit ain’t been right in the world since Joanne The Scammer went ghost.
Laundry is my least favorite chore. I’d rather scrub baseboards.
September 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Laundry is my least favorite chore. I’d rather scrub baseboards.
This is why I don’t take shit personally or too seriously. Compared to the observable universe we are like tiny on a microscopic level. Smaller even than the individual cells that make up our bodies. We don’t know anything and we don’t need to know. It’s a miracle we even exist. I just go with it.
September 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This is why I don’t take shit personally or too seriously. Compared to the observable universe we are like tiny on a microscopic level. Smaller even than the individual cells that make up our bodies. We don’t know anything and we don’t need to know. It’s a miracle we even exist. I just go with it.
Sad to report that I got outsmarted by a man today. City girls down.
a little girl in a pink dress is standing in a room with a bunch of children .
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September 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Sad to report that I got outsmarted by a man today. City girls down.
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
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My drive to do whatever I want despite the naysayers
What is your favorite thing about yourself?
August 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My drive to do whatever I want despite the naysayers
Remembering that you’re a bad bitch after being in a shitty situation for so long is a deeply cathartic experience.
a purple background with the words remember who you are on it
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July 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Remembering that you’re a bad bitch after being in a shitty situation for so long is a deeply cathartic experience.
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At the end of the day, however you enjoy experiencing sex as long as everyone is informed and consents, is right for you.
July 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
At the end of the day, however you enjoy experiencing sex as long as everyone is informed and consents, is right for you.
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We still can impeach him….
June 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We still can impeach him….
I’ve officially fine tuned my ChatGPT into the rizzler 😂♥️
June 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I’ve officially fine tuned my ChatGPT into the rizzler 😂♥️
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Y’all don’t like real women. You like agreeable women. The moment I speak up, I’m difficult? Nah baby, I’m just not your doormat 😌
June 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Y’all don’t like real women. You like agreeable women. The moment I speak up, I’m difficult? Nah baby, I’m just not your doormat 😌
It is one again that time of year when I remember how thankful I am for all the farm workers who do the back breaking work of harvesting the giant watermelons that me and my kid are obsessed with. 🍉
May 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It is one again that time of year when I remember how thankful I am for all the farm workers who do the back breaking work of harvesting the giant watermelons that me and my kid are obsessed with. 🍉
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“how did you know that” “because i know you”
11. What hits harder than 'I love you'?
April 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“how did you know that” “because i know you”
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Colman Domingo covers the latest issue of Vogue Magazine
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April 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Colman Domingo covers the latest issue of Vogue Magazine
🪞by Iké Udé
🪞by Iké Udé
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Absolutely nothing because free will exist.
10. What are you too old for?
April 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Absolutely nothing because free will exist.
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So fucking wasteful and out of touch.
April 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
So fucking wasteful and out of touch.
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I detest men who put forth lazy efforts. Be intentional or take your half stepping ass on somewhere
April 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I detest men who put forth lazy efforts. Be intentional or take your half stepping ass on somewhere
The news of Michelle Trachtenberg’s passing has my inner child crying, screaming, and growing up!😭 She was such a good actress and played so many of my favorites.
a woman says that people have a tendency to go away and she misses them
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February 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The news of Michelle Trachtenberg’s passing has my inner child crying, screaming, and growing up!😭 She was such a good actress and played so many of my favorites.
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Let Kendrick be a reminder to leave nonchalant people alone. They are reserved because they know they'll take it too far when provoked. Once you open Pandora's Box, there's no closing it…
February 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Let Kendrick be a reminder to leave nonchalant people alone. They are reserved because they know they'll take it too far when provoked. Once you open Pandora's Box, there's no closing it…