Jay Fountain Au
@jayfountain.bsky.social
TTRPG Games designer, failed writer, adequate husband, doggy daddy. Meat vehicle for various gut bacteria. Autistic. Atheist. (He/Him)
Former film reviewer at Fangirl Magazine.
F*ck Cancer.
"You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal"
Former film reviewer at Fangirl Magazine.
F*ck Cancer.
"You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal"
if you're thinking of having a quick bone marrow biopsy to pass the time, I'd suggest you reconsider.
Cannot recommend.
One star.
Cannot recommend.
One star.
January 15, 2026 at 11:21 AM
if you're thinking of having a quick bone marrow biopsy to pass the time, I'd suggest you reconsider.
Cannot recommend.
One star.
Cannot recommend.
One star.
Scott Adams is dead.
We can now buy Dilbert books again and not fill his racist shitbag pockets.
Sometimes, cancer gets the right people.
We can now buy Dilbert books again and not fill his racist shitbag pockets.
Sometimes, cancer gets the right people.
January 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Scott Adams is dead.
We can now buy Dilbert books again and not fill his racist shitbag pockets.
Sometimes, cancer gets the right people.
We can now buy Dilbert books again and not fill his racist shitbag pockets.
Sometimes, cancer gets the right people.
trying to work on designing and writing two different RPGs 2 weeks before a gaming convention probably isn't the best idea.
Imma still gonna, tho.
Imma still gonna, tho.
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
trying to work on designing and writing two different RPGs 2 weeks before a gaming convention probably isn't the best idea.
Imma still gonna, tho.
Imma still gonna, tho.
Greenland has been settled with Danes about twice as long as the US has been settled by invading Europeans.
Trump should shut his distended anus of a mouth.
Trump should shut his distended anus of a mouth.
January 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Greenland has been settled with Danes about twice as long as the US has been settled by invading Europeans.
Trump should shut his distended anus of a mouth.
Trump should shut his distended anus of a mouth.
Totally normal. Should be fine. They do this sort of procedure all the time.
January 8, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Totally normal. Should be fine. They do this sort of procedure all the time.
Forklift Certification will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Forklift Certification will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Gordon Shumway will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Gordon Shumway will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
Nicolas Maduro will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Nicolas Maduro will return in Avengers: Doomsday
The fact dogs die pretty much disproves the notion that God is real.
January 5, 2026 at 2:18 AM
The fact dogs die pretty much disproves the notion that God is real.
The UK and the EU needs to immediately halt any and all intelligence sharing with the US until Trump is removed from power. The US should be expelled from the UN, and sanctions should be brought against it. Trump is a criminal. His administration is corrupt. There must be consequences.
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
The UK and the EU needs to immediately halt any and all intelligence sharing with the US until Trump is removed from power. The US should be expelled from the UN, and sanctions should be brought against it. Trump is a criminal. His administration is corrupt. There must be consequences.
It literally didn't "invent" any of these.
Citizen Kane is great because it reinvented film language—deep focus, bold angles, nonlinear storytelling—while asking a timeless question: can you ever truly know a person? It’s not a biography, but a meditation on power, memory, and loss.
#TCMParty #CitizenKane
#TCMParty #CitizenKane
January 3, 2026 at 11:49 AM
It literally didn't "invent" any of these.
Citizen Kane is a bag of shit. So naturally, a bunch of film-wankers are gushing over it because it was on TV, and they're read just enough to be influenced by everyone who said it was a masterpiece, rather than actually realising that it isn't.
January 3, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Citizen Kane is a bag of shit. So naturally, a bunch of film-wankers are gushing over it because it was on TV, and they're read just enough to be influenced by everyone who said it was a masterpiece, rather than actually realising that it isn't.
stop saying Maduro was "captured": a country's leader has been kidnapped.
The world should condemn Trump and impose sanctions on the US.
The world should condemn Trump and impose sanctions on the US.
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 AM
stop saying Maduro was "captured": a country's leader has been kidnapped.
The world should condemn Trump and impose sanctions on the US.
The world should condemn Trump and impose sanctions on the US.
Horrible news: Sarah Fisher, animal welfare advocate and dog expert (and Anthony Stewart Head's partner) has died. Really sad stuff. He's going to be fucking devastated. She was only 61.
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Horrible news: Sarah Fisher, animal welfare advocate and dog expert (and Anthony Stewart Head's partner) has died. Really sad stuff. He's going to be fucking devastated. She was only 61.
Genius idea.
Here a novel idea, let’s let the survivors redact the Epstein files.
December 31, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Genius idea.
Me: "I don't think I have ADHD"
Also Me: "I'm working on writing two different TTRPG rulesets at the moment"
Also also Me: "Why am I so tired?"
Also Me: "I'm working on writing two different TTRPG rulesets at the moment"
Also also Me: "Why am I so tired?"
December 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Me: "I don't think I have ADHD"
Also Me: "I'm working on writing two different TTRPG rulesets at the moment"
Also also Me: "Why am I so tired?"
Also Me: "I'm working on writing two different TTRPG rulesets at the moment"
Also also Me: "Why am I so tired?"
"Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiit". He'll be missed.
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiit". He'll be missed.
Why does Peter Thiel look like the resurrection spell failed the first three times?
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Why does Peter Thiel look like the resurrection spell failed the first three times?
Starmer better not cave to Trump's demands on chlorinated chicken. We have food standards in the country for a reason. And not ending up looking like Trump is one of them.
December 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Starmer better not cave to Trump's demands on chlorinated chicken. We have food standards in the country for a reason. And not ending up looking like Trump is one of them.
Massive nostalgia for the first movie. It really is cozy.
i’m sorry, there is nothing as cozy as a Star Wars re-watch.
December 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Massive nostalgia for the first movie. It really is cozy.
Cut Star Trek scenes: jizzmopper duty in the holodeck.
December 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Cut Star Trek scenes: jizzmopper duty in the holodeck.
Literally most of the planet. By a huge margin. Only 0.94% or the world's population voted for him.... because he's American, and most of the world isn't.
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Literally most of the planet. By a huge margin. Only 0.94% or the world's population voted for him.... because he's American, and most of the world isn't.
Let's hope it ends the same way.
Ailing wannabe dictator yelling at his people and insisting that they're getting richer and safer when all the evidence demonstrates the opposite.
This is Gaddafi-levels of lunacy.
This is Gaddafi-levels of lunacy.
December 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Let's hope it ends the same way.
Why does RFK Jr look like he would if he had his own Spitting Image Puppet?
December 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Why does RFK Jr look like he would if he had his own Spitting Image Puppet?